My bestest friend of
40+ years will be celebrating her 75th birthday next Thursday. So I am loading up the car and heading to the
beach tomorrow morning to celebrate this milestone with her family.
I will be traveling
through enemy country because my beloved Alabama Crimson Tide defeated the
Clemson Tigers in the College Football National Championship Game. My friend’s son is a devoted Clemson fan and,
to make matters worse, is also a long-time fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Since Clemson lost to
Alabama, the Steelers lost their playoff game to Denver and my Carolina
Panthers beat the Seahawks I doubt that Ron is going to be very happy with me.
I said all that to
say that the keys to the liquor cabinet are once again being handed to Proof of
Proof Positive and The Grunt of Monte Cristo
to provide content while I’m away celebrating my friend’s birthday.
Both Proof and Grunt
have proven to be scalawags during my vacays including shenanigans with my Hümmel
collection and letting squirrels in the house to wreak havoc inside Casa de
Curmudgeon.
My attorney has
already drawn up papers advising them both that impugning my good name will not
be tolerated. So if either one of them
posts some fractured fairy tale about me don’t you dare believe ‘em!
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