Senate Majority Leader and
babbling fool Harry Reid said
Monday that Republicans may have helped Russia annex Ukraine's Crimean
Peninsula.
Reid's charge comes despite
widespread support among Republicans and Democrats in Congress for providing
Ukraine with much-needed economic assistance and hitting Russian President
Vladimir Putin's government with sanctions.
Clearly off his rocker, Reid said
Republicans blocked the bill to "protect the anonymity of their big-money
donors" such as the Koch brothers, two of America's wealthiest men who've
strongly supported conservative causes. He was referring to an unsuccessful
attempt by some Republicans to include an amendment to the bill halting new IRS
regulations on groups claiming tax-exempt status.
"Republicans objected to
moving forward with this aid package unless Democrats agreed to allow the Kochs
and billionaires like them to continue to anonymously spend millions trying to
buy America's democracy," Reid said. "It's hard to believe. But
that's the truth."
In other news, Dingy Harry
claimed Republicans went back in time and caused the extinction of the
dinosaurs.
Break out the butterfly nets.
If I understand Harry Reid correctly, Republicans recently stole Crimea in an Ocean's 11 style heist and sent it to Russia in giant cake.
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) March 24, 2014
Harry Reid blames GOP for Russia’s annexing Crimea. Also at fault for 1906 San Francisco Earthquake and Apollo 13. http://t.co/6Zbn5RDRlS
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) March 24, 2014
ATTENTION: If your psych ward is missing an older, white gentlemen calling himself Harry Reid. Please pick up ASAP https://t.co/p1s70f6YaY
— Matthew (@Matthops82) March 24, 2014
UPDATE: Cardigan of iOwnTheWorld was kind enough
to link to this post.and we thank them.
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