The First Lady, according to British
and Irish
press reports, will quarter in the $3,300-a-night
Princess Grace Suite of Dublin’s Five-Star Shelbourne Hotel along with her
entourage of 30 and secret service for the family.
Air Force Two was flown to Europe
along with Air Force One because the president and the rest of the family will
be separated. This we can blame on Great
Britain’s Prime Minister David Cameron who announced in late February that he
was declaring
the G8 Summit “WAG-free” to ensure that leaders remain “focused” on issues
without the distraction of having their wives and girlfriends in tow.
“The White House is billing
Michelle’s trip to Dublin as having diplomatic significance, but
her itinerary suggests otherwise. She and her daughters will visit the
Trinity College library to explore President Obama’s Irish family roots, attend
a performance by the world-famous Riverdance troupe, and visit the Wicklow
Mountains national forest.”
After visiting Dublin, Ba-Donk-A-Donk
Butt and her daughters will join the Insufferable Airhorn in Berlin for the
second leg of his European trip.
“I am the leader of the free world, the deity of demagoguery, the remarkably absent president, the emperor with no clothes and my messianic status does not allow me to descend to a lower level.”—Barack Obama
A note from our
attorneys: This is not a real quote
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