Celebrities
holding onto their fame by the skin of their teeth like Nathan Lane, Ellen
Chesler, Matthew Mallow, Julianne Moore, Amy Sullivan, Jane Holzer and Russell Simmons,
were treated with great disrespect, nah, let’s be honest with one another, they
got pissed off when Joe
Biden showed up late at a Hamptons fundraiser for the world’s most
interesting man and the fourth best president ever.
The regime
dispatched Biden to the fundraiser thinking it would do the campaign no harm
after Biden's recent rash of blunders on the campaign trail.
Pampered pus
buckets don’t keep well in the heat.
After having waited for Joe “Chains” two-and-a-half hours some began to
wilt in the sun-baked tents.
VIPs who paid
up to $10,000 a ticket and waited for Biden to show included Joy Behar, Roger
Waters, Jay McInerney, Du Jour’s Jason Binn and wife Haley, Book Hampton’s Charlene
Spector and Almond Restaurant’s Eric Lemonides.
I can hear Joy
Behar now kvetching about the heat and demanding to go inside before her overly
done makeup began to melt off her face.
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall.
The New York
Post reports that Russell Simmons left the event out of frustration before Joey
Plugs showed up.
According to
those in attendance Biden said, “I had a speech for you, but it’s not fair of
me [to talk too long]... I am shocked everyone stayed. In college if my
professor was 20 minutes late, I’d be out of the classroom.”
Exit Question: We’ve stopped listening Joe. Why are you still talking?
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