Right Jabs For May 21, 2012

Some of the best from around the dextrosphere:

The country that tore itself apart over waterboarding three confessed terrorists who had an indirect hand in the murder of 3,000 Americans seems ill-equipped to inflict the sort of damage on enemies that in the past made them accept both defeat and redemption. War is now a matter of legality, or nation-building before, not after, the enemy is fully defeated, and that means, given the unchanging nature of man, that it is very difficult to win a war as in the past.

It has to be thus: for no one could be this amateurish, this ineffective, this confused, inept and bungling, even deliberately so.

Cigars inside.  Firewater out back.

When you’ve lost Comedy Central…

There are currently two high profile cases of lawfare going on in the United States, by Democrats with criminal backgrounds.

Everyone has at least one gift of the Spirit, whether they know it or not. Some can even sense the presence of evil, whether it’s the person next to you on the subway or when someone enters a room.

Ass meets hand.

Just in case you were wondering why Dear Leader has turned on supporter Jamie Dimon, threatening investigations and new legislation when JP Morgan lost less than 1% of their own money in a bad trade...

Isn’t that how all the giants fall? When they least expect it?

“This is a guy who literally is walking around in a dark room trying to find the light switch of leadership.”

How will we know when the Muslims have gotten all the land that they want? When the violence stops. Everyone knows that agreements mean nothing. No matter how many pieces of paper are signed, the bombs and rockets still keep bursting, real ones that kill people, not fake ones that upset vice-presidents. The only way to reach an agreement is by groping blindly in the dark, handing over parcel after parcel of land, until the explosions stops or the Muslims fulfill their original goal of pushing the Jews into the sea.

Barack Obama has always been in favor of same-sex marriage, the chocolate ration has always been 22 grams, and Oceania has always been at war with East Asia.

Wright has made many inflammatory comments, including suggestions that the United States deserved to be attacked on 9/11. Democrats were greatly concerned in 2008 that Obama’s ties to Wright could derail his campaign.

The Founding Fathers didn't say, "Obama shalt not decree…"