The Bulldogs of Fresno State, easily one of the 20 worst
teams in CFB, are prohibitive underdogs against the powerhouse Crimson
Tide. They were 1-11 in 2016. Under now-fired Coach Tim DeRuyter,
the Dogs went a combined 20-6 in 2012 and 2013 but fell off the cliff in the
years following.
Last Saturday Fresno State ran away with the game against
the Incarnate Word Cardinals pummeling them 66-0. Incarnate Word (NCAA
Division I) went 3-8 in 2016.
Fresno State’s QB, Chason Virgil, had several throws that went awry. He struggled early with accuracy down the field. An
end zone pass was overthrown and he underthrew two passes in UIW territory that
should have been touchdowns. That
doesn’t matter though. The game was a
blowout.
The FSU Bulldogs will travel to Bryant-Denny Stadium despite
Mexifornia’s travel ban to Alabama, Kansas, Kentucky, Mississippi, North
Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee and Texas.
New coach Jeff Tedford and his mangy dogs will make the
cross-country trek to Tuscaloosa for a ginormous payday. The two schools
struck a deal in June of 2015 well before the ban took effect on January 1,
2017. Fresno State will be paid a whopping $1.4 million to be utterly and
completely humiliated. That should go a long way towards paying for the
new $892,000 video scoreboard that was installed at Bulldog Stadium in 2015
plus some Milk Bones.
Seriously? You must have an awesome street pharmacist.— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) September 8, 2017
This game won’t be competitive for even five minutes.
ESPN’s Matchup Predictor gives Fresno State a 0.6% chance of winning. I
would be shocked if the Bulldogs gain more than 20 yards rushing. Man, talk about your dog shaming…
ROLL TIDE ROLL!
How Bama Fans Watched Week One Of The 2017 Season pic.twitter.com/ARJWBRAirn— FunnyMaine.com (@FunnyMaine) September 3, 2017
