Justin Trudeau Disappointed He Will Become Fifth Most Famous Canadian Because Of A Castle Wrecker’s “Spiteful Treachery”

I have never been a sap who was enamored with Britain’s royals.  The only time I ever really cared about the pampered and perfumed monarchy was when Princess Diana was alive and, of course, when she tragically met her death in Paris in 1997.

Brits were happy when the little lost boy deprived of his mother and ignored by a father who was more interested in his mistress than Diana had found his bride.

Prince Harry seems to be distancing himself from his family the same way Meghan has her own after the bombshell announcement yesterday stating they were planning on splitting their time between England and Canada.

In a statement the Duke and Duchess of Sussex said, “After many months of reflection and internal discussions, we have chosen to make a transition this year in starting to carve out a progressive new role within this institution.”

“We intend to step back as 'senior' members of the Royal Family and work to become financially independent, while continuing to fully support Her Majesty The Queen. It is with your encouragement, particularly over the last few years, that we feel prepared to make this adjustment.”

'We now plan to balance our time between the United Kingdom and North America, continuing to honor our duty to The Queen, the Commonwealth, and our patronages.”

“This geographic balance will enable us to raise our son with an appreciation for the royal tradition into which he was born, while also providing our family with the space to focus on the next chapter, including the launch of our new charitable entity.”

“We look forward to sharing the full details of this exciting next step in due course, as we continue to collaborate with Her Majesty The Queen, The Prince of Wales, The Duke of Cambridge and all relevant parties. Until then, please accept our deepest thanks for your continued support.”

Now, Britons are pissed at the couple.  One exasperated aide said, “People had bent over backwards for them. They were given the wedding they wanted, the house they wanted, the office they wanted, the money they wanted, the staff they wanted, the tours they wanted and had the backing of their family. What more did they want?”

Another royal source said, “It's deeply unfair to the Queen who doesn't deserve to be treated this way. It is a shoddy way to treat her. The family understands that they want to do something different and is perfectly willing to help them. People are just devastated.”

Piers Morgan, regardless of how you may view him, blistered the couple in a piece at DailyMail.com declaring, “Make no mistake, Harry and Meghan going rogue like this is an earthquake that will shake the very foundations of the Royal Family to the core, especially coming so soon after Prince Andrew was fired over his friendship with billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.”

Morgan bluntly points out Meghan is “an unsavory manipulative social-climbing piece of work who has inveigled her way into Prince Harry's heart and used his blind love as a platform to now destroy everything he once held so dear. She's caused a tremendous rift between Harry and William. She's ruined Harry's reputation with the public as a hugely popular fun, carefree soul, turning him into a miserable-looking, virtue-signaling laughing stock. And now she's ripped him away from his beloved grandmother, the Queen.”

Morgan goes on to say, “It's only when you read the details of this 'independence' that you realize what it actually means is they want to live off Harry's dad's money, from Prince Charles and his Duchy of Cornwall—which he only possesses by right of being the Queen's heir. They have also informed us they intend to continue living for free, when they grace the UK with their esteemed presence, at Frogmore Cottage, their palatial home in Windsor that was gifted to them by the Queen and which has been refurbished to their specifications at a cost to the taxpayer of millions of pounds. Oh, and they expect to continue having royal protection too wherever they choose to live and travel—at further vast expense to the taxpayer.”

I agree wholeheartedly with Morgan’s suggestion these whining leeches be stripped of their royal titles and be sent packing into civilian life.  Make it impossible for them to capitalize on their royal connections.

After Queen Elizabeth demanded Princess Diana and Prince Charles divorce, she was stripped of her title Her Royal Highness.  Without it, she would have to curtsy to everyone in the royal family including her two sons.  Some reports said the Queen was actually willing to let her keep her HRH title but Charles, the fucking bastard, was against it.

Prince William never accepted the snub telling his mother, “Don’t worry Mummy, I will give it back to you one day when I am King.”

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Queen Elizabeth Refuses To Meet With The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer

Next month The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer is set to visit London in a move that is certain to infuriate British lawmakers.  Apparently, he is seeking to “fundamentally transform” Great Britain as he lobbies the UK against leaving the European Union.

June 23rd is the date for a referendum on the country’s membership in the European Union.  In early 2015 the chances of BREXIT—Britain departing from the European Union—seemed remote. Today, largely because of Europe’s migration crisis and the interminable euro mess, the polls have narrowed. Some recent surveys even find a majority of Britons wanting to leave.

Without getting into the weeds, BREXIT is an abbreviation of “British exit”.  It refers to the in-out referendum to withdraw from the EU.  Great Britain has been actively renegotiating its relationship with Europe limiting the rights of immigrants to claim benefits and seize sovereignty from Brussels and return it to London.

Prime Minister David Cameron is channeling the infamous Neville Chamberlain in trying to appease Brussels.  The June referendum will be the first time in 40 years that British voters have had the opportunity to leave the European partnership.

“Why should President Obama tell the UK whether we should be part of a European superstate or a sovereign nation?  He should keep his comments, his views, to himself,” said Peter Bone, a Conservative UK Member of Parliament and supporter of BREXIT.

Ephraim Hardcastle, writing for The Daily Mail, offered this delicious tidbit:

The Queen refuses to come to London to meet President Barack Obama next month.  Instead, accompanied by his security circus, he’ll trundle to Windsor in his bomb-proof, seven-ton limo for lunch. 

He’s due to stand alongside the PM and urge Britain to stay in the EU.  “But he’d be well-advised not to give a pro-EU sermon over lunch after the row about the Queen supporting BREXIT,” says my source.

Why would the Queen put ol’ Jug Ears firmly in his place?  Could it be because he “cheaped out” when he gave her an iPod pre-loaded with photos of him and his speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention and his 2009 Inaugural Speech?  Oh, and when Hardcastle refers to the president’s “security circus” don’t you just know he’s recalling the laughable moment “The Beast” limousine made the clang heard ‘round the world during a visit to Ireland?

NOTE:  I think we all know where the Queen’s loyalties lie, but Buckingham Palace is in a standoff with The Sun, one of Britain's most powerful newspapers, over a front-page article it published recently headlined, "Queen backs Brexit."