Saturday Satire: Plantation Joe Edition

I firmly believe we witnessed a seismic shift in the political landscape yesterday following the online interview between Charlamagne Tha God and former Vice President Joe Biden on The Breakfast Club.

It was towards the end of the interview that Biden said, “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or for Trump, then you ain’t black.”

The backlash was immediate.

Symone Sanders, Biden’s campaign adviser, defended Biden stressing, “The comments made at the end of The Breakfast Club interview were in jest, but let’s be clear about what the VP was saying:  he was making the distinction that he would put his record with the African American community up against Trump’s any day. Period.”

If you listen to the interview, you will hear a Biden staffer interrupt the radio host attempting to cut short the interview saying, “That’s really our time, I apologize.”

Charlamagne declared, “You can’t do that to black media.”  He then added, “Listen, you’ve got to come see us when you come to New York, VP Biden. It’s a long way until November. We’ve got more questions.”

That was the moment Biden committed the unforgiveable sin. “You’ve got more questions?” Biden replied. “Well, I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.”

The firestorm raged for hours.

At 3:32 PM, CBS reporter Ed O'Keefe tweeted that Biden had apologized on a call of black business leaders with the US Black Chambers (USBC): "I should not have been so cavalier. I've never, never, ever taken the African American community for granted. I shouldn’t have been such a wise guy. No one should have to vote for any party based on their race, their religion, their background."

Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan once said, “Blacks are like mannequins in the shopping mall of democracy.”

You and I might not agree with that statement, but when Joe Biden has a terminal case of absurd verbal diarrhea, is it any wonder Calypso Louie has such a following.

The Breakfast Club put up a poll on Twitter and the final results are devastating for Plantation Joe:

#joebiden said “If you have a problem figuring out if you are for him or Trump.. you ain’t black” Do you agree ??

— The Breakfast Club (@breakfastclubam) May 22, 2020

Imagine how confusing it must have been for Rachel Dolezal when deciding whether or not to condemn Joe today.

— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) May 23, 2020

Check out https://t.co/HSQczg2P9K!! We didn’t come to play! #YouAintBlack pic.twitter.com/9q7ovwyYCv

— Black Voices for Trump (@BlackVoices4DJT) May 23, 2020

 

Quid Pro Joe

Ukraine is back in the news.  President Volodymyr Zelensky said Wednesday prosecutors have opened a criminal inquiry into tapes that were leaked featuring former Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko and former Vice President Joe Biden discussing a $1 billion loan guarantee in exchange for “keeping Burisma’s schemes and international corruption quiet.”

Biden is also on another tape boasting about the quid pro quo in 2018 linking the firing of Prosecutor General Victor Shokin to the loan.  The quid pro quo was hatched solely to prevent investigating Burisma, on whose board his son Hunter Biden served.

Biden can be heard making the following comments in the recording:

“This is getting very, very close. What I don’t want to have happen. I don’t want Trump to get into the position where he thinks he’s about to buy into a situation where the financial system is about to collapse, where he is going to be looking to pour more money into Ukraine. That’s how he’ll think about it before he gets sophisticated enough to know details.”

Democrats are painting this revelation as a distraction and Republicans should be focusing on the federal response to the Chinese Lung Rot pandemic.  Naturally, the Biden campaign denies any wrongdoing on the part of Basement Biden.

A “Brief” Unsettling Dream

CNN’s Brian Stelter has largely ignored Tara Reade's bombshell allegation that Joe Biden sexually assaulted her in the early 1990s. Media watchers took notice saying a brief mention in his newsletter and a single tweet do not compare to his effusive coverage of Christine Blasey Ford, the woman who accused Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault in 2018.

Strange that Bill, that’s what a group of memesmiths are now calling him, had sleazeball attorney Michael Avenatti on his show an insufferable number of times claiming, “My thesis back then, which still holds, is that all future US presidents will be television stars of some sort. TV star power will be a prerequisite for the presidency. [That's why] I told Avenatti ‘one reason I'm taking you seriously as a contender is because of your presence on cable news.’”

It’s curious to me that Tater has chosen to remain silent when old footage was unearthed on his network showing Reade’s mother discussing her daughter’s claims on Larry King Live.

On Tuesday, Tater took to Twitter writing, “Matt Lauer read Ronan Farrow’s ‘Catch and Kill’. He says ‘there are four primary ways in which Ronan betrayed the truth in writing his book.’ And he details them in this new column for @Mediaite.”

He caught shit over that and tweeted a weak sauce reply:

tweets aren't promotions or endorsements -- you know that

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) May 19, 2020

Now, if the hushed rumors that are circulating are true, Farrow is “working” on an exposé of the Reade/Biden scandal and it won’t be pretty for the guy who refuses to leave his basement bunker. 

This may be the central premise behind Tater promoting Lauer’s critique of Farrow’s Pulitzer-winning investigative book “Catch and Kill: Lies, Spies and a Conspiracy to Protect Predators”.

Matt Lauer is in no position to critique journalistic credibility, yet he arrogantly thinks he does.

I’m waiting for the Twitter Gestapo to either put me in Twitter jail or suspend my account for this tweet: 

You egregiously ignore Tara Reade’s bombshell allegations against @JoeBiden but give credence to #rapistmattlauer. You need help Bill. Serious help. #BrianIsBill pic.twitter.com/O1LKaL1BRS

— PoliticalClownParade 🇺🇸 (@PoliticalClownP) May 20, 2020

Saturday Satire

On Thursday, MSNBC’s resident lunatic, Lawrence O’Donnell hosted “A Last Word Special: Joe Biden with Stacey Abrams”.  This was little more than a casting call for the morbidly obese, gap-toothed pushy broad who is weaseling her way into Uncle Joe’s VP selection.

“Only in America, is jogging in 2020 while black and sleeping while black a cause for killing," Abrams said. "Our ability to vote is exactly how to solve one of the challenges that the Vice President lifts up—we have to have the ability to elect district attorneys who actually respect our people, that we can elect people as our sheriffs that actually execute laws properly. That is what we have to take to the voting booth in November and into the presidency and into the White House in January."

Democrats should be wary if they expect her to be Joe’s caretaker while in office.  Joe will starve to death because this gal can pack away the snacks.

Poor Joe Biden.  He’s grounded by the coronavirus and facing tough questions about his role in the “Obamagate” scandal that could keep him in his basement all summer.

Biden is one of several Obama Administration officials who asked to “unmask” the identity of former Trump National Security Adviser Michael Flynn in late 2016 and early 2017, when then-President-Elect Trump was about to take power.

"I was never a part or had any knowledge of any criminal investigation into Flynn while I was in office. Period. Not one single time."

My reference to Spy Vs Spy may be a little too much boomer for some, but Biden has never been good at answering uncomfortable questions.  Fact is, any damned question can trip him up.  Better stay in that basement Joe.  It’s not safe to come out and I’m not talking about the Chinese Lung Rot.

President Trump pressed Sen. Lindsey Graham who chairs the Senate Judiciary Committee to call The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer to testify about the attempted coup against his presidency and the efforts to unmask Gen. Mike Flynn. 

If I were a Senator or Congressman, the first person I would call to testify about the biggest political crime and scandal in the history of the USA, by FAR, is former President Obama. He knew EVERYTHING. Do it @LindseyGrahamSC, just do it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. No more talk!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 14, 2020

The list of Obama officials who requested to unmask Flynn’s identity included Biden, Comey, Brennan, Clapper and then-Chief of Staff Denis McDonough.  The list was declassified by Acting Director of National Intelligence (DNI) Rick Grenell.  Unfortunately, Miss Graham reverted to his former McCain ask-kissing days expressing reluctance to call the former president to testify.

The list of Obama officials who requested to unmask Flynn’s identity included Biden, Comey, Brennan, Clapper and then-Chief of Staff Denis McDonough. The list was declassified by Acting Director of National Intelligence (DNI) Rick Grenell.  Unfortunately, Miss Graham reverted to his former McCain ask-kissing days expressing reluctance to call the former president to testify.

In July of 2019, Vice President Mike Pence was at Cape Canaveral to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the moon landing in 1969.  He said, “If Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Mike Collins are not heroes, then there are no heroes. Apollo 11 is the only event in the 20th century that stands a chance of being widely remembered in 30th century.”

I hard to argue with his assessment unless you’re talking about Capt. Mark Kelly.

Kelly, an astronaut himself and husband to Gabby Giffords, is running for Senate from the state of Arizona.  He’s running as a Democrat.  His party affiliation is hardly the problem.  His allegiance to America has come under scrutiny.

Coming at a time of heightened tensions between President Trump and the Communist Chinese government, we are learning Kelly’s company spent years flaunting its ties to Chinese investors Tencent and WeChat.  Both companies are guilty of espionage.  The good people of Arizona and this nation cannot trust Kelly to deliver on his promises or keep America safe from communist influence.

The worst part of Kelly’s relationship with China is his company's hot air balloons take better surveillance photos of the earth than satellites. And now he’s given a stake in that technology to Red China.

The contest between Kelly and Martha McSally is among the handful of races nationally expected to determine control of the Senate next year.  I want Arizonans to take heed of this disturbing revelation and cast their votes for McSally.  His betrayal of America cannot stand. 

The Calendar Girls Of Creepy Uncle Joe: Part 2

We continue with the calendar pages of Biden’s Babes that were part of the project I’ve been working on with one of the Rapid Response Directors for the Congressional Leadership Fund Super PAC.  Hope you enjoy them!

The Calendar Girls Of Creepy Uncle Joe

Yesterday, I started working on a project in association with one of the Rapid Response Directors for the Congressional Leadership Fund Super PAC.  CLF is dedicated to winning a Republican majority in the House of Representatives.

When the New York Times reported that Joe Biden “likened selecting a running mate to deciding among calendar models,” social media lit up like a Christmas tree.

The Times described Biden’s evaluation as a three-category process that includes “Mr. August” as a shot of momentum in the summer, a “Mr. October” as a reliable and effective campaigner for the fall or a “Mr. January” as a governing partner.

The campaign’s “blunder” is just one in a stream of missteps given Biden’s trouble surrounding the Tara Reade allegations and the fact he declared on numerous occasions he would pick a female to join him at the top of the Democrat ticket.

So we had some fun creating calendar pages for the first five months of the year.  They appear below.  We pick up where we left off with the rest of the year later today.  Make sure you read some of the entries inserted into the dates.  I think you’ll get a good laugh.

Saturday Satire

I’m going to make a relatable boomer reference here that I think best describes the news cycle every damned day of President Trump’s term.  It’s from the 1986 film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

Let’s start with yesterday’s press briefing with Kayleigh McEnany during which she accused the FBI of trying to manufacture a crime against President Trump’s National Security Adviser Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn in 2017.  She stated, “The FBI exists to investigate crimes, but in the case of Michael Flynn, it appears that they might have existed to manufacture one.”

Newly unsealed documents revealed the motivation for interviewing him was to “get him to lie” so he would be fired or prosecuted, or to get him to admit to wrongdoing.  McEnany pointed to text messages from Peter Strzok saying, “Hey, don’t close RAZOR [Operation Crossfire Razor].

If you weren’t able to catch the press briefing, the link is here.

During the same briefing resident douchebag Jim Acosta revealed his fear of catching the Chinese Lung Rot and asked McEnany about contact tracing since it was reported that VP Pence’s spokeswoman, Katie Miller, had tested positive for the virus.  Each member of the WH press pool are tested.  Here we see Jimbo dutifully wearing a face mask looking a little drowsy.  It immediately brought to mind the My Pillow ads.

On Wednesday of this week, out of the clear blue, fat-ass has-been drug and alcohol-addicted rocker Axl Rose decided to pick a Twitter fight with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin.  Some folks entered the fray in defense of Mnuchin.  Someone you might be familiar with was one of them.

It’s official! Whatever anyone may have previously thought of Steve Mnuchin he’s officially an asshole.

— Axl Rose (@axlrose) May 6, 2020

INBOX: @stevenmnuchin1 @axlrose @ComfortablySmug

BTW, those “fat photos” of you are STILL on the Internet. Ha ha ha. pic.twitter.com/S0akvMiRub

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) May 7, 2020

Not to belabor the point, but Joe Biden is pathetic.  His virtual rallies are a farce.  The video quality is glitchy, pixelated and moves at a snail’s pace.  What the hell is Biden’s team doing?  It’s elder abuse I tell ya.  I think it’s a bad omen for his election chances.  Here are my thoughts and tweets on the matter.

Not only can the Left 𝙉𝙊𝙏 meme, they can't even get their nominee to leave his basement which will lead inevitably to this... pic.twitter.com/EWbhunhtvQ

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) May 9, 2020

Saturday Satire

Another week, another avalanche of mind-boggling stupidity from our betters on the left.

Yesterday Kayleigh McEnany, the newly appointed White House Press Secretary, held the first daily briefing in 417 days. If you watched it like I did, you saw someone in total command of the idiots from the Democrat Media Complex.

She touched on a variety of topics including the Chopsticky Sicky and the perjury trap the FBI and DOJ set for Gen. Michael Flynn.  Through coordination with the President’s new Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows, McEnany appeared extremely comfortable in front of the howling hyenas of the press pool.

The Associated Press’s White House Correspondent Jill Colvin asked McEnany, “Will you pledge never to lie to us from that podium?”  McEnany unhesitatingly answered, “I will never lie to you.  You have my word on that.”

This is today's Democrat Party:

INBOX: @ChairmanBuckley @NHSpeaker @KomiRichard @NHDems @JoeBiden #nhpolitics

If you are serious about this man’s repugnant comments you will impeach him immediately should he refuse to resign. Otherwise, he does reflect the values of your party.

The Internet is forever. https://t.co/jZ2TXrRhsp pic.twitter.com/LpekG3kXGc

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) May 2, 2020

On Wednesday, Malig-Nancy Pelosi was confronted about Joe Biden’s sexual assault allegations.  Her answer was intellectually bankrupt. "I have complete respect for the whole #MeToo movement...there's also due process...Joe Biden is Joe Biden...There was never any record...I am so proud, the happiest day for me this week was to support Joe Biden for President of the United States." 

Throughout the week a certain group on Twitter waited to pounce on any Tweet Joe Biden’s campaign posted.  The instant one popped up it was retweeted with the following meme.

https://t.co/JF0xpcBFoU pic.twitter.com/RWJbyG3mXh

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 30, 2020

After he was grilled by the blond-headed bimbo on Morning Joe, Biden wrote to Julie Adams, Secretary of the Senate requesting “assistance in determining whether 27 years ago a staff member in my United State Senate office filed a complaint alleging sexual harassment. I request that you take or direct whatever steps are necessary to establish the location of the records of this office, and once they have been located, to direct a search for the alleged complaint and to make public the results of the search. I would ask that the public release include not only a complaint, if one exists, but any and all other documents in the records that relate to the allegation.”

That’s mighty big of ya Joey.  There’s one teeny, tiny little problem though. 

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the legacy media, you know, the wolves at the door for Trump have remained silent on Joey Fingers’ bimbo eruptions.

We’ve all seen the still photos of Biden groping women of every age and sniffing their hair.  Some on Twitter have done mashup videos.  Seeing Biden in action is repulsive and reminded me of the 1999 movie 8mm starring Nicholas Cage who is a private investigator hired to infiltrate the depraved world of snuff porn films and how sickened he is as he watches them.  Below is my take.

And finally:

Hiden Biden

Today at 11:45 am ET, the woman who took a knee on the sidelines before a national soccer game in support of now NFL has-been Colin Kaepernick and then in July of last year when her team won its fourth World Cup title in France deliberately dropped the American flag and stomped on it is hosting an Instagram “Conversation with Vice President Joe Biden and Dr. Jill Biden.”

You can bet your sweet ass this vile bitch will never ask the question on everyone’s mind.  Did you sexually assault Tara Reade?

The University of Delaware is refusing to release documents pertinent to Reade’s allegations against the presumptive nominee for president.  Biden donated his senatorial records dating from 1973 through 2009 to the university in 2011.  The university said the records would remain “sealed for two years after Biden retires from public office.”

UD has 1850 boxes of Biden’s records and Reade’s complaint is in those documents.

The school’s Director of External Relations, Andrea Boyle, is now saying the records will be released when Joey Fingers retires from “public life” rather than “public office.” 

In order to escape accountability for his crimes, the perpetrator does everything in his power to promote forgetting. If secrecy fails, he attacks the credibility of his victim or he makes sure no one listens. 

You should be disturbed by this unpatriotic narcissistic behavior. @mPinoe is neither a hero or a role model. I rewound and watched the entire celebration on the field. Rapinoe didn’t want anything to do with an #Americanflag before she stomped it. #repulsive pic.twitter.com/Kevbe7jJYt

— Jonathan T Gilliam (@JGilliam_SEAL) July 7, 2019

Democrats: We Like Rape

Former Vice President Joe Biden held an event yesterday that his campaign billed as a “Women’s Town Hall on COVID-19”.  It wasn’t really.  Desperate Democrats gave Hillary the chance to endorse the bumbling, stumbling basement-dwelling Biden for president.

As God is my witness, there must’ve been something horribly wrong with my TV set because THIS is what I saw.

Mean Tweets

Don't look in the basement for @JoeBiden for at least the next 6 months. pic.twitter.com/YmuLsIiLly

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 27, 2020

https://t.co/bYXCpQXddW pic.twitter.com/gmYAewDKMJ

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 27, 2020

INBOX:

KenDilanianNBC @seanmdav @realdonaldtrump @AF632

We shall fight you on the beaches, in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight you in the hills; we shall never surrender.

We never tire of 𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚. pic.twitter.com/4MhEEOrKgr

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 27, 2020

I'm sorry this is happening to you. Sounds like you could use a hat. pic.twitter.com/YliUqQAx53

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 27, 2020

INBOX: @Acosta @realdonaldtrump @ComfortablySmug

As usual, you are wrong. Press Secretary McEnany announced the briefing will take place. You can’t hear this enough: You are 𝗳𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘄𝘀. pic.twitter.com/5Bw7rd1RGl

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 27, 2020

INBOX:@AFP @DrTedros @willscharf @josh_hammer
Great news! You and Dr. Tedros been inducted into the 𝗪𝘂𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗲. pic.twitter.com/etpsNPEYYP

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 27, 2020

INBOX:@emilynussbaum @LevineJonathan @robbysoave @redsteeze @jbarro

Triggered much? The left’s narrative doesn’t match the science. Abolutely no one cares what you think. Dr. Birx will not be your fall guy. Cry more lib! pic.twitter.com/G00SZAfXcE

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 27, 2020

A top Chinese official is now wishing death on Americans and Jack Dorsey won’t do damned thing about this guy’s clear incitement to take harmful physical action. pic.twitter.com/j8Grmh0NYd

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 27, 2020

I do not think your words mean what you think they mean, sir. pic.twitter.com/QZjTCFHEsr

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 26, 2020

INBOX:@tedlieu @brhodes @realdonaldtrump

INBOX:@tedlieu @brhodes @realdonaldtrump

China first reported the virus on 12-31-19 per WHO.

1-31-20 travel ban from China ordered.

𝗭𝗘𝗥𝗢 deaths in US on 2-25-20

Here's your medal. pic.twitter.com/uUKnurvWEE

— PoliticalClownParade (@PoliticalClownP) April 26, 2020

The Clusterf**k President Trump Inherited

President Trump has pointed out that he “inherited” a woefully under-prepared system to deal with the coronavirus pandemic. The Washington Examiner highlighted reports from the Los Angeles Times and Bloomberg News which attempted to criticize the President but buried an important piece of information about the mask shortages. It turns out the Obama Administration is squarely at fault for the current lack of N95 masks, not President Trump.

Last Thursday, after a growing swell of questions arose asking, “Where’s Joe?” the former Vice President tweeted:

The Obama-Biden Administration set up the White House National Security Council Directorate for Global Health Security and Biodefense to prepare for future pandemics like COVID-19.

Donald Trump eliminated it — and now we're paying the price.

— Joe Biden (Text Join to 30330) (@JoeBiden) March 19, 2020

The deliberately incurious Democrat Media Complex never questioned The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer for ANYTHING. EVER.

Lo and behold, from a source you would never expect, The Washington Post reported last week, “After Barack Obama became President in 2009, he eliminated the White House Health and Security Office, which worked on international health issues. But after grappling with the 2014 Ebola epidemic, Obama in 2016 established a Directorate for Global Health Security and Biodefense at the NSC. A directorate has its own staff, and it is headed by someone who generally reports to the National Security Adviser.”

The H1N1 outbreak originated in Mexico. Despite calls from members of Congress to do so, the Obama Administration refused to restrict travel with Mexico or close the border.

President Trump proved that theory wrong when he took the bold step of banning travel from China back in January. He got torched for it. Barely a month later, World Health Organization experts admitted it worked and saved lives. America has not, at least to this point, experienced the catastrophic outbreaks seen in Italy and Iran.

After 100 million masks were used in the H1N1 outbreak in 2009, it was strongly recommended the Obama Administration replenish the masks.  Obama and Biden blew it off. Charles Johnson, President of the International Safety Equipment Association said, “our Association is unaware of any major effort to restore the stockpile to cover that draw-down. ”The outbreak “caused a 2 to 3-year backlog of orders for the N95 variety [respirator face masks],” adding “the stockpile distributed about three-quarters of its inventory and didn’t build back the supply.”

The media’s blind rage and fatal arrogance compels them to repeatedly denigrate President Trump for his handling of this pandemic.  Don’t be fooled.  They want you ignorant and terrified.  They think you’re stupid.

But wait.  There’s more. 

The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is now turning to targeting President Trump as part of its global disinformation campaign by aggressively pushing the narrative that this is the “Trump Pandemic.”

China’s state-run Global Times newspaper in a March 22 article, titled “Trump Pandemic Rages,” attacked the President’s response to the Chinese virus and promoted the anti-Trump hashtags (#Trumpandemic and #TrumpVirus)—claiming Trump has now “run into a brick wall.”

There is a direct relationship between the brutal and oppressive nature of the communist regime and the global spread of COVID-19.

Internal government documents have highlighted how the Red Chinese purposefully underreported cases of the Wuhan virus and censored discussions of the outbreak, helping to fuel the spread of the disease, which is now confirmed to have infected more than 383,000 people internationally according to data from the Center for Systems Science and Engineering (CSSE) at Johns Hopkins University as of 5:28 AM on March 24, 2020. 

CNN Asks: “What Would High School Burnout Jeff Spicoli Do?”

On Thursday evening CNN’s Anderson Cooper hosted a global Town Hall with world-renowned epidemiology and virology expert Sean Penn.

During the farcical town hall, Penn was asked to share his expertise on how the U.S. military could stop the spread of the Chinese virus everyone wants us to refer as COVID-19 so as not to stigmatize the pandemic’s country of origin.

Penn will always be Jeff Spicoli, the bud-loving high school burnout who starred in Fast Times At Ridgemont High, in my eyes.

Spicoli said, “There is no greater humanitarian force on the planet than the United States military. The logistical skills, commitment to service, their care for the people. It’s really time to give the military the full breadth command and control of this operation. I wouldn’t blink, I would have put command and control in their hands a month ago, certainly today.”

“I could talk quite a bit about what should have been done, now with the lives that have been lost and the amount of people that are sick, clearly what we have to do, and what the military does so well, in terms of coordination…coordinating with hospitals, building hospitals, they can build a hospital in 25 minutes,” Penn said, explaining that he highly respects the National Guard but the military is needed on U.S. soil during the pandemic.

Spicoli Penn has no medical background, although he did play a 19th-century doctor in a movie last year. He has never served a day in the military.  He is a wife beater.  He just adores murderous drug cartel leaders like Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman.  In 2016 he interviewed the Mexican drug lord for Rolling Stone.  The interview unintentionally made it possible for U.S law enforcement to locate and capture the slimeball.

The socialist douchebag has repeatedly drawn criticism for his activist efforts even attempting to blend it with journalism by visiting Iraq after the U.S. invasion in 2005.

What CNN’s Town Hall amounted to was little more than an attack on President Trump’s handling of this national health emergency.  It offered little in the way of rational information, instead it promoted panic and hysteria.  Their desperation to fill up airtime with a hard-left, intellectually underdeveloped actor is both unserious and disgraceful.

My friend over at Diogenes’ Middle Finger has a quote I’d like to share with you: 

“It's in the nature of political writing and reporting to dramatize and the rewards in the Internet era are entirely on the side of hysterical dramatization.  The past 20 years of Internet-driven panic and hysteria have dramatically lowered the public opinion of media; writers and artists in general. In the liberal community, these professions are generally seen as caring and driven by the desire to educate. But that's seldom true.  Those professions are mostly home to reckless drama queens determined to advance their personal ambitions with dramatic presentations. And most of those entertainers and artists aren't very smart.  The emotionally self-indulgent are naturally inclined to be irrational.”

Last yesterday afternoon, POLITICO published a report pointing out former Vice President Joe Biden has made no public appearances or statements since his most recent victories against Comrade Bernie.  He has instead been talking with health officials, businesses, governors and members of Congress in an effort to start “shadow briefing” on the coronavirus pandemic to show how he would handle the crisis.

Biden’s home is being outfitted with equipment that would enable him to livestream events, have interactive tele-press conferences and broadcast interviews with network television.  Biden confessed he hired a professional team to do that because “that’s a little above my pay grade to know how to do that.”

Brad Parscale, Trump Campaign Manager said, “Biden will take attention from real updates Americans should know just to score political points.”

His first virtual town hall, a week ago today, was an unmitigated disaster rife with technical difficulties, garbled audio, blank screens and randomly going live to unsuspecting participants.  And hilariously, at one point Biden walked out of the frame and could be heard asking, “Am I on camera?”

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