Take Two Eggrolls Tater And Call Me In The Morning

I was perusing the Twitter machine and found this totes adorbs nugget from CNN’s helium-voiced chubbo Tater Stelter.  It seems he’s keeping a “Dear Diary” just like his equally self-absorbed colleague Jim Acosta.

Here’s the entry from his “special Saturday night/Sunday morning edition” newsletter:

Every day blends together, one into the next, with few clear delineations between weekdays and weekends except for the newscasts on TV. The news is a dull roar — empowering some of the time but disconcerting most of the time. The reports from hospitals are straight out of a nightmare. And if you're anything like me, the virus has started to infect your dreams, too.

Mostly I wanted to write an abbreviated edition of the newsletter to say: Hang in there. Stay strong. Whatever mix of emotions you're feeling right now, others are too. Write it down. Get it out. Someday your loved ones can read your diary about this experience. In the Stelter household, we're recording lots of videos and making lots of FaceTime calls and writing lots of newsletter items...

UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Whatfinger News.  United we stand six feet apart until this pandemic is over.  Please stay healthy.