As late as 1:53 AM this
morning, results of the 2020 Iowa Caucus remained unknown. The lead-off
Democratic presidential contest descended into chaos and confusion with the
Iowa Democratic Party blaming “reporting inconsistencies” for their inability
to release the results of the first-in-the-nation caucus.
And yet, a number of candidates
took the stage at their respective campaign headquarters to deliver victory
speeches adding mayhem to an already bizarre night.
If there was any doubt that
dark psychic forces were at work in Iowa, here’s a tweet
from failed kooky candidate Marianne Williamson.
“America, something
went wrong here tonight, and it wasn’t just an app. If an app goes down, there
are such things as telephones. Then a moderate candidate came out and made this
weird victory speech, while MSM started talking about what a good night this
was for Mike Bloomberg.”
Dear Iowa Democrats, if
you love your caucus, you’re going to love your government healthcare!
Today, my 5 y/o put down his copy of Das Kapital, finished chewing his fair trade organic chai cookie and said, "Father, why didn't the Democrats reform their obtuse and corrupt primary process after Clinton cheated her way through it in 2016?"— Adeptus Archer (@ArcherMint) February 4, 2020
I had no words...
*DNC, two months ago* we’ll put Robby Mook in charge of security, Johnny Shithead in charge of vote counting, and we’ll get Jimmy Loser to build the app— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) February 4, 2020
And you guys want to run the country? pic.twitter.com/SjaXoAjb5U— A Box of GFY Commies (@ABoxOfRocks23) February 4, 2020
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