Friday, December 13, 2019

Hillary’s New Face: Ooof!

According to a published report appearing in the Daily Mail UK, Granny Clinton looked “wonderfully youthful” and “radiant” at the Imperial Theatre in New York City recently.

Her glowing skin was noticeably smoother and her plumped-up cheeks more defined than earlier in the week, when she spoke at the Jewish Labor Committee's Annual Human Rights Awards Dinner.
An aesthetic expert claimed “it could be the result of Botox, injectable dermal fillers and a procedure known as Blepharoplasty.
It would have been cheaper to just put a brown paper bag over her head.  Why spend all that money on cheeks that look like ass cheeks.  Why didn’t she go ahead and spring for the mustache bleach too? 

I still recognized her though.  The hairy witch’s wart on her nose was a dead giveaway.

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