Friday, December 13, 2019

Climate Panic Brat Is Time’s Comrade Of The Year: How Dare You!

On September 23, 2019 an adorable [snark] Scandinavian youngster in braids spoke at the United Nations Climate Action Summit in New York City.  Climate alarmists laud Greta Thunberg as an endearing mascot for the impending mass extinction that awaits us all.  They would have you believe the “cute girl with the impressive scowl” will save our dying planet if we are but moved to action by her virtue-signaling, smarmy lectures.

At the UN, Thunberg eviscerated world leaders for “their empty words and lack of action”:

My message is that we'll be watching you.

This is all wrong. I shouldn't be up here. I should be back in school, on the other side of the ocean. Yet you all come to us young people for hope. How dare you! 

You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words. And yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying.

Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth. How dare you!

If only those poor, wretched dinosaurs had their own Gretasaurus Rex to warn them of the big, bad, Sweet Meteor of Death hurtling towards Earth all those millions of years ago.

Four other candidates were in the running for Time’s Person of the Year:  Nancy Pelosi, Donald Trump, the whistleblower and the Hong Kong protesters.

Person of the Year should be the highest accolade given to the individual or group that best represents a force of history—a snapshot of where the world is and where it is going—something that will stand the test of time.

That criteria would cancel out the whistleblower since he (Eric Ciaramella) is an acolyte of the vengeful and dishonest former CIA Director John Brennan.  Trump was never going to be selected for reasons I shouldn’t have to point out.  San Fran Nan is out too.  That didn’t stop her from sending out an email soliciting supporters to vote for her.

The Hong Kong protesters would have been the more logical pick to grace the cover of the magazine.  They were the tens of thousands of young men and women who stood in defiance of the most powerful authoritarian regime in the modern world.  They stood and they fought.  They never bowed to the brutality of the thuggish Red Chinese police who murdered, raped and abused them.

Don’t worry though.  The magazine’s waning readership means all the trees that were cut down to print it gave their last full measure of devotion to praise a crackpot school truant with a debilitating psychological disorder known as Asperberger’s Syndrome.  I’d better stop right there.  Don’t want to be accused of attacking a child!
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