On September 23, 2019 an adorable [snark] Scandinavian youngster
in braids spoke at the United Nations Climate Action Summit in New York City. Climate alarmists laud Greta Thunberg as an
endearing mascot for the impending mass extinction that awaits us all. They would have you believe the “cute girl
with the impressive scowl” will save our dying planet if we are but moved to
action by her virtue-signaling, smarmy lectures.
At the UN, Thunberg eviscerated world leaders for “their
empty words and lack of action”:
My message is that
we'll be watching you.
This is all wrong. I
shouldn't be up here. I should be back in school, on the other side of the
ocean. Yet you all come to us young people for hope. How dare you!
You have stolen my
dreams and my childhood with your empty words. And yet I'm one of the
lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying.
Entire ecosystems are
collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk
about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth. How dare you!
If only those poor,
wretched dinosaurs had their own Gretasaurus Rex to warn them of the big, bad, Sweet
Meteor of Death hurtling towards Earth all those millions of years ago.
Four other candidates
were in the running for Time’s Person of the Year: Nancy Pelosi, Donald Trump, the whistleblower
and the Hong Kong protesters.
Person of the Year
should be the highest accolade given to the individual or group that best
represents a force of history—a snapshot of where the world is and where it is
going—something that will stand the test of time.
That criteria would
cancel out the whistleblower since he (Eric Ciaramella) is an acolyte of the vengeful
and dishonest former CIA Director John Brennan.
Trump was never going to be selected for reasons I shouldn’t have to
point out. San Fran Nan is out too. That didn’t stop her from sending out an email soliciting
supporters to vote for her.
The Hong Kong
protesters would have been the more logical pick to grace the cover of the
magazine. They were the tens of
thousands of young men and women who stood in defiance of the most powerful
authoritarian regime in the modern world.
They stood and they fought. They
never bowed to the brutality of the thuggish Red Chinese police who murdered,
raped and abused them.
Don’t worry
though. The magazine’s waning readership
means all the trees that were cut down to print it gave their last full measure
of devotion to praise a crackpot school truant with a debilitating psychological
disorder known as Asperberger’s Syndrome.
I’d better stop right there. Don’t
want to be accused of attacking a child!
Is there an ongoing competition for lamest fundraising email?— Brent Scher (@BrentScher) December 10, 2019
“TIME Magazine announced Nancy Pelosi as a candidate for Person of the Year, but they might choose Trump instead!” pic.twitter.com/8XbunzWiDn
The Greata Thunberg & AOC Socialist Green New Deal approved airlines. Free of Fossil fuel, runs 100% by devouring clueless liberals. pic.twitter.com/Xlj7bxbmpF— Chicken Fried (@Chicken27059851) December 12, 2019
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