When Tesla unveiled
its new pickup truck last Wednesday, critics blasted it as ugly and
impractical. Despite those criticisms,
more than 200,000 people plunked down a $100 deposit to
reserve a spot in line for the new vehicle.
The stripped-down model
starts at $39,000 with a range of 250 miles while the high-end model has a
range of 500 miles. The $69,000
Cybertruck boasts three motors and can go from 0 to 60 in 2.9 seconds.
Those folks, bless
their hearts, think having a Cybertruck sitting in their driveway makes them
cool. They’ll still have to sit in
traffic, deal with road rage and buy a new set of tires every so often.
They will never be as
cool as the kid who ponies up for a landspeeder.
The X-34 landspeeder is
built with a powerful repulsorlift engine which pushes against gravity
augmented with three air-cooled thrust turbines capable of hovering up to a
meter off the ground capable of speeds up to 250 kph. Owners can choose from either an open-air or
sealed cockpit. The landspeeder can be
fitted with blaster cannons.
There’s no need to look
for charging stations. No need to have a
charging station installed for your home which can set you
back up to $3,000.
Owning a landspeeder
would quiet all the “woke” climate nazis too. The anti-gravity technology is created from
subnuclear “knots” of space-time acquired from black holes giving them a
range of 75,000 kilometers.
Elon Musk, eat your
heart out.
I'm gunna tell my kids this is the tesla #Cybertruck pic.twitter.com/6XIoZAgacp— Mark Smith (@mark_bril) November 22, 2019
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