Hillary Seen Helping Two Men Climb The Famous “Joker” Stairs In New York City

According to a published report by Gothamist, the stairs connecting Shakespeare and Anderson Avenues in the Highbridge neighborhood of the Bronx has become the most famous set of stairs in New York City thanks to the dance moves made by Joaquin Phoenix in the movie “Joker”.

The stairs have their own Instagram hashtag with over 700 tagged photos and the constant foot traffic has frustrated local residents trying to get to school and work.

Hillary Clinton was put out to pasture after her 2016 coronation failed to materialize.  Her impossible dream was shattered.  Her bitterness reached a crescendo last week when she called fellow Democrat Tulsi Gabbard a “favorite of the Russians.”

There is no outcry for Hillary to run again; Democrats do not reward presidential losers.  After all, she single-handedly botched the Party’s long-held fever dream of completely transforming America into a socialist shithole for generations.

The knowledge that no one is paying her any attention is killing her.  She has oodles of time on her hands and you know what they say about idle hands; they’re the devil’s workshop.

The Gabbard flap backfired so Hillary decided to see if she could gin up some sympathy.  After all, what’s more pathetic than a has-been who famously falls up and falls down stairs and has to be thrown into a van like a side of beef at a 9/11 memorial service?

“I’ll show them,” she thought.  “I’ll go to Highbridge with my minions and climb those damned stairs and prove I’m presidential timber.”  The Joker was there waiting for the inevitable muttering under his breath, “Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?”

NOTE FROM OUR ATTORNEYS:  Hillary won’t dare get within a mile of stairs and she would never go anywhere there are deplorables so, she did not climb the Joker stairs.  The Bronx is just too icky for her.

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