Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Godzilla-Sized Asshole

Desperate to fill the void now that their blockbuster series Game of Thrones has ended, HBO plans to air the documentary Running With Beto. 

It’s being billed as an exclusive, but Eric Bradner, CNN political reporter based in Chicago said, “Not really sure why this is billed as ‘exclusive’ since a bunch of reporters were at the SXSW [in Austin, TX] debut of this doc like two and a half months ago.”

The documentary describes the guy who terrorizes shop owners and health inspectors by standing on every available table and countertop he can find as charismatic yet controlling.  It tells of the time he scolded his road manager in front of her campaign colleagues for making him late for campaign events and not adequately prepping him.

Before he delivered his concession speech in front of supporters in his backyard of El Paso after being defeated by Sen. Ted Cruz, he huddled with his top staffers to apologize saying, “I just feel very, very lucky and I love you guys more than you’ll ever know. I know I was a giant asshole to be around sometimes and you all never allowed my shortcomings to get in the way of running the best campaign this state has ever seen.”

NBC reported the documentary “captures the candidate dropping f-bombs, clenched with stress, complaining about having to ‘dance’ for the press.”  His wife Amy asked if the producers could “take out of the expletives from Beto.”

If you listen to his gloppy, incoherent word salad when he speaks to an audience you realize he wants them to be part of collective in search of something better without referring to anything tangible in the way of solving real-world problems.  He’s a political actor in the vein of Al Gore or John Kerry and the centrist wing of a stumbling Democrat Party and a belief his words are reminiscent of the honeyed rhetoric of The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer.

So yes, he is an asshole.  A Godzilla-sized asshole and I can’t wait for the first debates of the 2020 election cycle on June 26 and 27 from Miami’s Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts.

Let the cannibalism begin.


UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Bad Blue Uncensored News.  We thank Doug Ross for linking to this post.

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