Sunday, March 10, 2019

Pompous Twit Diagnosed With AOCD

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said during an appearance at the South by Southwest Conference (SXSW) in Austin, TX “where we are” as Americans amounts to “garbage”.

Speaking at the conference with The Intercept’s Senior Politics Editor Briahna Gray, the Bronx Bolshevik suggested her Socialist policies represent core American values and that we had drifted so far afield from them we couldn’t recognize them anymore.

“So, when someone’s talking about ‘our core,’ they’re like, ‘oh, this is radical,’ but it isn’t radical. This is what we’ve always been. I think all of these things sound radical compared to where we are, but where we are is not a good thing. And this idea of like, ten percent better than garbage, it shouldn’t be what we settle for,” she declared.

The National Institute of Mental Health announced the discovery of a new mental disorder called AOCD:  it’s a diagnosis of non-stop repetitive mindlessness.
NOTE FROM OUR ATTORNEYS:  That zinger about NIMH discovering AOCD is false, but then you knew that already didn’t you? 

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