Biden Is So Dumb He Needs A Spotter To Work On A Sudoku Puzzle

Joe Biden has issued yet another non-apology to Anita Hill.  At the Biden Courage Awards in New York Tuesday night, he said he regretted how the Senate Judiciary Committee, which he chaired, handled Anita Hill’s sexual harassment allegations against Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

“A brave lawyer, a really notable woman, Anita Hill, a professor, showed the courage of a lifetime talking about her experience being harassed by Clarence Thomas, but she paid a terrible price. She was abused in the hearing. She was taken advantage of. Her reputation was attacked. I wish I could have done something.”

Hill insists after 28 years Biden has yet to apologize to her.

A published report from the Atlanta Journal Constitution stated Biden had met with defeated Georgia gubernational candidate Stacey Abrams to discuss the possibility of her being his running mate for 2020.  Abrams quashed that notion when she appeared on ABC’s The View telling the audience, “you don’t run for second place.”  Ouch!

Biden has been playing a drawn out game of hide-and-seek over whether he will announce his candidacy for president. Democrats are desperately searching for someone who can defeat President Trump in 2020.

Several political operatives who worked or volunteered for Biden’s 2008 campaign have signaled they are unlikely to do so this cycle, in part, because they know the embarrassments are coming.

Uncle Joe Biden’s loose lips and outmoded attitudes won’t fly with today’s Democrat Party renegades.

Joe’s going to need an astounding amount of campaign cash to mount a successful challenge against the throng of arrogant pukes who’ve already thrown their hat in the ring.

Way back in 2008, his ill-fated presidential campaign managed to reach 5% in the national polls.  When the Iowa caucus votes tallied a dismal 1%, he dropped out of the race.

The brains in Biden’s head make beluga caviar look like sawdust.

The good folks at the Washington Free Beacon unearthed a video from the 1970s where Biden argued the political system was inherently corrupt and forced candidates to go to “the people who have money” who always “want something.”

"You run the risk of deciding whether or not you're going to prostitute yourself to give the answer you know they want to hear in order to get funded to run for that office," Biden testified during the program.

Biden admits he decided to "prostitute" himself but was denied because of his age.

"I went to the big guys for the money," Biden said. "I was ready to prostitute myself in the manner in which I talk about it, but what happened was they said, ‘Come back when you're 40, son.'"

"So, I had to go out, I had to go out to a number of small contributors," he said.

Biden goes on to say his ability to raise money despite his rejection from big donors—he said he raised $276,000—was due to his unique identity as a young person.

"I'm a 29-year-old oddball," he said. "The only reason I was able to raise the money is that I was able to have a national constituency to run for office, because I was 29."

"I'm like the token black or the token woman," Biden said. "I was the token young person."

The broader issue is Biden has been around politics so long his votes while a senator can and will be picked apart as evidence that he is simply not the right person to lead an increasingly diverse, younger and more female Democratic Party. 

His stewardship over the Thomas hearing and his vote in favor of the 1994 crime bill are the two most obvious examples of that problem, but there are and will be others.

Biden’s full appearance on PBS’s The Advocates can be viewed here.  A spokesperson for the Biden Foundation did not respond to a request for comment.

UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Bad Blue Uncensored News. Joe Biden is shakier than a rescue dog in Phil Specter’s house.  We thank Doug Ross for linking to this post.