I haven’t
watched an NFL football game since the kneelers started disrespecting the
American flag during the playing of the National Anthem but decided to watch
the Super Bowl Sunday night. Talk about
a mind-numbingly dull game. The score
was tied 3-3 at halftime.
Sheer
boredom caused me to nod off only to awaken to what seemed to me to be a nachos-fueled
dream sequence featuring Maroon 5 and some rapper named Big Boi during the
halftime show.
Adam
Levin took off his jacket and tossed it into the crowd and summarily went
shirtless revealing a torso more marked up than a section of kitchen linoleum.
If halftime doesn’t end soon Adam Levine might be naked.— Steve Layman (@SteveLayman) February 4, 2019
The only take-away from this year’s Super Bowl is the striking resemblance between Adam Levine and Chipotle bags pic.twitter.com/BOQAZYAgaL— Bailey Hunter (@Bailey_Hunter24) February 4, 2019
Just like Maroon 5 https://t.co/VpIgBJ2Fc1 pic.twitter.com/iudTjxdhfS— Funniest Of Reddit (@YesFunnies) February 4, 2019
The Pepsi
Halftime Show gave viewers a close look at the cultural sewers of America. What the show needed was more Governor Ralph
Northam moonwalking.
