While in
India to attend the 2018 India Today Conclave, Granny Clinton’s lips were
flapping a million miles-a-minute about losing to Donald Trump because
backwards rubes were hellbent to Make America Great Again. She claimed white
women didn’t vote for her because their husbands, bosses, sons, whoever, said
they should toe the line.
Last Sunday she took a little
trip down a flight of stairs twice because her sandals had been sabotaged by
the Russians. From the video, it was
clear she ripped the seat out of her stretchy pants. She apparently “sprained” her wrist during
her Benny Hill pratfalls.
While staying at the
Umaid Bhawan Palace in Jodphur she slipped in the bathtub and fractured her
wrist.
The
Daily Mail noted she “concealed her injured wrist under a navy shawl.” They also provided a photograph of the offending
bathtub. No explanation was given for
why the 70-year-old boozer felt the need to “conceal” her injury. It’s just another instance of her compulsive propensity
for hiding things from the public.
Why in the world won’t
Chelsea and Bill get the crocked crone a Hoveround® scooter? The good me feels sorry for the
feeble-brained ninny. The bad me just
wants to Photoshop™ her crooked, feeble ass.
(Earl, my apologies for “stealing” your
hilarious idea.)
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