Saturday, January 13, 2018

Another Reason To Impeach Trump: He Doesn’t Own A Dog

Someone named Jennifer Weiner (I presume no relation to Anthony) who touts herself as a novelist, feminist and New York Times opinion writer tweeted:
The piece is hidden behind a paywall but contends, “It takes a lot to elicit sympathy for a man whose life goals seem to be deepening America’s divisions, lining his pockets and starting a third world war on Twitter, not necessarily in that order. But it’s hard not to be a little sad for anyone who won’t ever know the singular pleasure of a dog’s companionship.”
“Mr. Trump may never know the steadying warmth of a dog by his side while he rage-watches cable TV. He won’t know the way a dog’s paw-pads smell like corn chips, or the pleasure at the sight of her paddling her feet, giving little yips and snarls as she chases squirrels in her dreams.”
CNN’s Michael Smerconish felt Weiner’s opinion piece needed wider attention since their proclivity for repeating the word “shithole” ad nauseum has apparently withered a tad so he interviewed her on his program.  The segment highlighted the tweets in which the President used “like a dog” as a pejorative.  Weiner suggested the President get himself a rescue mutt.
I didn’t think any breed of dog would suffice for this President.  I decided he should trot out a honey badger.  After all, Honey Badger don’t care.
NSFW video embedded below.

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