Tuesday, October 31, 2017

She Refuses To Go Away

She keeps writing insipid books.  She embarks on perpetual book tours.  She’s everywhere since emerging from the haunted woods of Chappaqua.  Her own party wishes she would just go away.
We already know that sunlight, supposedly fatal to vampires turning them to dust, has no effect on this hag.  No amount of garlic bulbs, wooden stakes, Holy Water or religious items have successfully repelled her.  Vampires can live for thousands of years.
She’s more annoying than the IRS and the DMV.
Happy Halloween!

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