She keeps writing
insipid books. She embarks on perpetual
book tours. She’s everywhere since
emerging from the haunted woods of Chappaqua.
Her own party wishes she would just go away.
We already know that
sunlight, supposedly fatal to vampires turning them to dust, has no effect on
this hag. No amount of garlic bulbs,
wooden stakes, Holy Water or religious items have successfully repelled
her. Vampires can live for thousands of
years.
She’s more annoying
than the IRS and the DMV.
Happy
Halloween!
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