I read an article in The
Daily Mail that evidently was written by some social justice warrior
living somewhere in the Pacific Northwest that had me scratching my head.
“While a total solar
eclipse isn't rare, this particular one on August 21 has an uncommon
coast-to-coast path across the country and is slated to inspire a new age of
thinking among youth called ‘Generation Eclipse’. Totality is said to be
transformative as people are said to emote when exposed to the cosmos.”
The writer asserts this celestial phenomenon could help “unify
the country.”
“When was the last time
we really had a big national shared event that wasn't a tragedy?” he wonders
going on to interject, “Awe-inspiring sights encourage empathy and generosity and
group cohesion…and total eclipses always do that.”
His theory for this
cohesion: Oregon and Illinois are the
only states that fall along the totality path to have voted for Hillary Clinton
in 2016.
Horse pucky!
There have been 26
eclipses (total, annular, hybrid and partial) during the 20 and 21st centuries.
There will be eight more between 2023 and 2048.
Before our
technological age solar eclipses were met with anxiety and dread as an
unwelcome disruption to the natural order of things.
Maybe I’ve become jaded
having experienced an eclipse on more than one occasion in my lifetime. What’s
the big deal? Sunset happens every day.
The ancient Greeks
believed eclipses occurred when the gods were angry with humans and the
Babylonians believed it signified the death of a ruler. The Vikings believed a
hungry wolf was feasting on the sun. I
won’t be worried unless I see a bunch of Mayans hanging around.
UPDATE: Welcome Pirate’s
Cove readers. The Admiral was
very kind to show us some linky-love.
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