Friday, May 12, 2017

Vanilla Ice Cream: The New Constitutional Crisis Crippling America

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Michael Scherer and Zeke Miller at Time magazine spent some time with President Trump earlier this week, and here’s a description of their dinner:
The waiters know well Trump’s personal preferences. As he settles down, they bring him a Diet Coke, while the rest of us are served water, with the Vice President sitting at one end of the table. With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests. When the chicken arrives, he is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else.
GET SCHUMER!  We must appoint a special prosecutor!

GET AUNTIE MAXINE!  Trump must be impeached!


Because there’s nothing else going on in the world the Comedy News Network (CNN) had this:
These reporters must have had dads who had them totally convinced that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out.  

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