WASHINGTON, DC—Field Reporter Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanov just
filed a report revealing Russia’s ambassador to the US, Sergey Kislyak, has an
open social calendar now that no one in The Beltway will talk to him.
Ivanov also notes
Bullwinkle Moose confessed he had recently spoken with noted Russian spies Boris
Badenov and Natasha Fatale. He has agreed to recuse himself from the next
cartoon. It was either recuse himself or
report to the nearest railroad station for transport to a Russian gulag.
Sposob poyti, Ivan. Spasibo.
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