Tuesday, March 7, 2017

In Other News From The Motherland

WASHINGTON, DC—Field Reporter Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanov just filed a report revealing Russia’s ambassador to the US, Sergey Kislyak, has an open social calendar now that no one in The Beltway will talk to him.

Ivanov also notes Bullwinkle Moose confessed he had recently spoken with noted Russian spies Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale. He has agreed to recuse himself from the next cartoon.  It was either recuse himself or report to the nearest railroad station for transport to a Russian gulag.

Sposob poyti, Ivan.  Spasibo.

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