Today’s the day my beloved Crimson Tide rolls to its third straight SEC Championship title. Bama is the unanimous No. 1 team in the nation and is riding a 24-game winning streak and what’s more The Boys from Tuscaloosa haven’t trailed in a fourth quarter since coming back to beat Clemson in last year’s National Championship Game.
The 12-0 Tide meets the 8-3 underdogs of Florida at the Georgia Dome. Kickoff is set for 4:00 PM ET on CBS. This will be the ninth time in the 25-year history of the SEC Championship Game the two teams clash for the title. The series is tied 4-4. Did I mention the swamp critters are underdogs? Vegas has Alabama as a 3-touchdown favorite and ESPN’s Matchup Predictor gives the Tide an 88.5% chance of turning the Gators into alligator boots and a nice purse.
This game will not, I repeat, will not be a slugfest. Gone are the glory days of Steve Spurrier and Urban Meyers, Danny Wuerffel and Tim Tebow. There is simply no way the Gator offense can do what better offenses have failed to do all season long.
Millions of Bama haters nationwide will be cheering for the Gators. A local watering hole across from the campus of the University of Florida will give out free orange-and-blue shots anytime the Gators score. You can rest assured no Florida fans are going to be pounding shots if the Gators score. They may, however, be pounding them because they’re getting pounded by the Tide. This is the same restaurant/bar that is facing eviction for non-payment of rent and defaulting on a promissory note. A former employee was arrested two weeks ago for stealing more than $5,000 from the safe. What a pathetic bunch of losers.
ROLL TIDE ROLL!
How Bama & Florida Fans Really Feel About Each Other! 🐘🐊 (feat @ScooterMagruder ) #RollTide #GoGators #SECChampionship pic.twitter.com/qrXZS0aNWl— FunnyMaine.Com (@FunnyMaine) December 2, 2016
While y'all argue about who should get into the playoff, we're just over here chillin'. #RollTide pic.twitter.com/x5u6MmD0am— FunnyMaine.Com (@FunnyMaine) December 3, 2016