This
afternoon, beginning at 3:30 PM ET, all eyes will be glued to a TV set in
anticipation of the battle that will be waged at Bryant-Denny Stadium in
Tuscaloosa. Bama haters are itching to
see the Aggies serve up the Tide’s first loss of the season.
Some
would have you believe that Alabama must lose a game this season and it will
come at the hands of either A&M or LSU.
Is there any reason
to believe that the Aggie defense that gave up 684 yards of offense to
Tennessee, a team Bama held to under 200 yards last week in Knoxville, will win
today? The ESPN Matchup Predictor gives
The Crimson Tide a 76.7% chance at victory and A&M a pathetic 23.3%.
Folks in College
Station have high hopes of a win today and uploaded a hype video to pump them
up:
OK, TA&M has played very well so
far this season. The Aggies are rested
as they come off a bye week and they’re hanging their hat on QB Trevor Knight
who led the Sooners to a 45-31 victory over my beloved Boys from Tuscaloosa in
the 2014 Sugar Bowl.
Knight ain’t no “Johnny
Football” and their “12th Man” will be noticeably absent in a stadium filled with
over 108,000 rabid Houndstooth-hat-wearin’ crimson-clad fans in Tuscaloosa. Alabama has vanquished other quarterbacks cut
from the same cloth as Knight. I don’t
think for one moment that he will be able to sit in the pocket and exploit the
Tide’s secondary nor will he have any better success running against Alabama’s
D-line than Josh Dobbs did last week.
Saban and Kiffin will have the Aggies on their heels early and often.
How Bama Fans Watched Week Seven SEC Games #RollTide pic.twitter.com/SXJM0gEfp3— FunnyMaine (@FunnyMaine) October 16, 2016
Here’s hoping the
cameras capture Aggie fans doing some epic “surrender cobras” as they come to realize
they’re losing the game.
ROLL
TIDE ROLL!
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