Were you aware Twitter went into a meltdown over the Labor Day Weekend? Me neither until I read about it. I was busy celebrating the fruits of my 46 years in the workforce as a retired curmudgeon.
There was a series of hilarious Tweets eviscerating the younger generation for their inherent laziness, sense of self-entitlement, dislike of competition, obsession with social media and artsy but impractical university degrees.
The hashtag #HowToConfuseAMillennial generated some brilliant pokes in the eye at the little cupcakes. Here are some of my favorites:
Put a Trigger Warning on a Safe Space. #HowToConfuseAMillennial— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) September 4, 2016
I'm already confused. I didn't know this many old people used Twitter. #HowToConfuseAMillennial— chase crawford (@chsecrwfrd) September 4, 2016
Explain how we used to be social, before media#HowToConfuseAMillennial— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) September 4, 2016
Put a rotary phone in front of them and tell them to call any phone number they have memorized. #HowToConfuseAMillennial— In Related News (@InRelatedNews1) September 4, 2016
Give them the list of what they are entitled to and what the world owes them. #HowToConfuseAMillennial pic.twitter.com/LF73N8tH4X— PCMC inc (@PCMC_INC) September 4, 2016