Order
shall be restored today. Count on it. Alabama takes the field at Vaught-Hemingway
Stadium against the Ole Miss Rebels in what amounts to a reckoning.
Ole Miss fans will
lock arms before kickoff and sway to the public address system blasting Led
Zeppelin’s ominous Kashmir as their
team runs onto the field. They believe “locking
up the Vaught” intimidates their opponent.
News flash
folks. It ain’t-a-gonna work today. Not against the boys from Tuscaloosa. The Tide may have been a little too hyped
last year, but this time around they are MOVITATED—perfect
fodder for revenge. No team, and I mean no team, has beaten Bama
three straight times in the Saban era.
The Rebs’ streak ends today.
Don’t believe
me? Last week offensive coordinator Lane
Kiffin literally got an ass-chewing from Coach Saban when a fumble led to a
Western Kentucky touchdown. That
ass-chewing was coach’s way of putting his game face on early for Ole Miss.
Alabama leads the
all-time series with Ole Miss, 51-10-2.
ROLL TIDE ROLL!
And
since no football post would be complete without some gorgeous cheerleaders, we
present:
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