Order shall be restored today. Count on it. Alabama takes the field at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium against the Ole Miss Rebels in what amounts to a reckoning.
Ole Miss fans will lock arms before kickoff and sway to the public address system blasting Led Zeppelin’s ominous Kashmir as their team runs onto the field. They believe “locking up the Vaught” intimidates their opponent.
News flash folks. It ain’t-a-gonna work today. Not against the boys from Tuscaloosa. The Tide may have been a little too hyped last year, but this time around they are MOVITATED—perfect fodder for revenge. No team, and I mean no team, has beaten Bama three straight times in the Saban era. The Rebs’ streak ends today.
Don’t believe me? Last week offensive coordinator Lane Kiffin literally got an ass-chewing from Coach Saban when a fumble led to a Western Kentucky touchdown. That ass-chewing was coach’s way of putting his game face on early for Ole Miss.
Alabama leads the all-time series with Ole Miss, 51-10-2.
ROLL TIDE ROLL!
And since no football post would be complete without some gorgeous cheerleaders, we present: