Humiliation Of Ivanka Trump Backfires

On my way home from the eye doctor I was listening to the Rush Limbaugh Show on the radio.  Mark Belling, drive-time host on News/Talk 1130 WISN-AM in Milwaukee, was sitting in for Rush.

He began the show by talking about an article posted on BizPac Review which long-time producer James Golden AKA Bo Snerdley brought to his attention.

BizPac published a report concerning a toney jewelry store in Brooklyn popular with Beyoncé and Rihanna which tried to humiliate Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka.

“The company’s founders, Jill Martinelli and Sabine Le Guyader, were “flattered” to receive an order from the 34 year-old Trump, but decided to make a political statement when they shipped the item.”

“Included in the shipment of the ear cuff [she ordered] was a handwritten note to Trump, shaming her for her father’s political ideals.”

The note read:

“Dear Ivanka, Thank you for your web order! We’re happy to let you know that the proceeds of your sale have been generously donated to the American Immigration Council, the Everytown for Gun Safety Organization, and the Hillary Clinton campaign. We hope you enjoy your new Lady Grey #helixcuff. Best, Sabine and Jill.”

Sometimes fate works in your favor.  Right after the RNC Convention, the GOP made available for purchase an anti-Hillary t-shirt which had been included in swag bags presented to the delegates.  The front of the shirt reads ENOUGH and the back lists 19 scandals in the Hillary Clinton Scandal Tour.  It arrived today via FedEx and was waiting on my porch when I got home.

Furious over the jewelry store owners’ attempt to humiliate this young lady, I penned the following note which I included with the t-shirt I just dropped off at the UPS Store.  The package was shipped to Lady Grey, 37 Greenpoint Ave, #E3A Mailbox 29, Brooklyn, NY 11222.

Dear Ms. Martinelli and Ms. Le Guyader, 

Thank you for flagrantly abusing your Privacy Policy and failing to follow industry best practices intended to protect your customers’ personal information.  When I learned of your Bolshevik antics regarding Ivanka Trump’s purchase of your elitist jewelry, I decided to send you this t-shirt highlighting your goddess’s criminal acts dating all the way back to 1978. 

Your publicity stunt has backfired.  Please enjoy the t-shirt with my best wishes.  When they finally lock her up I hope you harlots will be compassionate enough to visit her in the slammer 

I suspect you are quaking in your Neiman-Marcus boots at the thought of a pending lawsuit against you for violating Ms. Trump’s privacy.

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