Monday, July 25, 2016

Official DNC Drinking Game™

Stephen Green, affectionately known as Vodkapundit, put up a post over at PJ Media entitled, “Here’s Your Official DNC Drinking Game.”

Vodkapundit brags that with many years of practice and devotion he became a drinker possessed of a prodigious capacity, impressive endurance and a skillset too finely honed for the three-hour-long Technicolor yawns of his college days.

Stephen marvels, “Look at that list.  Look at those bonus points.  Look, if you dare, at that face.”

“I admire—it’s impossible not to, really—the thought, the care, the inhuman sufferance, the Lovecraftian imagination that went into putting together this graphic,” he continued.  “Still, I cannot go there.  I shall not play this game.”

Give your liver a break this week.  If The Sack Of Russet Potatoes With Earrings is elected president her entire term will be one long drinking game.

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