Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Kasich’s Madness Ends Today

The mailman’s son has contended for months, despite winning only his home state, that he was the best candidate to win a contested convention in Cleveland.  His delusional buffoonery eschewed belly laughs each time he uttered that sentiment.  Even his Facebook post last night was unbelievably absurd.

His commitment to stay in the race seemed reinforced by a Twitter post parodying the “Star Wars” opening crawl.

He was scheduled to address the Indiana Primary results at 10:45 this morning when he abruptly canceled his press conference in Virginia.   The Associated Press is reporting that three campaign officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity, confirmed the unmitigated fool would announce he is suspending his bid for the presidency from his home state at 5:00 PM this afternoon.

No word yet on whether he will continue to model his collection of tin foil hats.

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