Oh my. The Intertoobs are all ablaze with the news
that El Chapo, head of the world’s most notorious drug cartel, was recaptured
by Mexican Marines following a meeting with Spicoli deep in the jungles of
Mexico.
In the extraordinary
interview, Spicoli marveled over El Chapo’s humble, hardscrabble childhood, but
not a peep was uttered about the river of blood from the deaths of tens of thousands of rivals, informants and
officials in Mexico and the US by his Sinaloa cartel hitmen.
The meeting was
brokered by Mexican actress Kate del Castillo who had established a “relationship”
with the drug kingpin via Twitter and then through El Chapo’s lawyers.
The Mexican
government has launched an investigation into the actions of the socialist who
nurtured a bromance with Hugo Chavez, the cruel dictator he once declared was
one of history’s greatest leaders.
And now the cry across
the Twitterverse is for the washed up piece of shit to be arrested for not
alerting authorities to El Chapo’s whereabouts.
SINOLA HITMAN TO SPICOLI: Hola Spicoli.
SPICOLI : Holy
shit!
While we all sit here and talk about Sean Penn and El Chapo, George Clooney and a team of expert thieves are stealing the Powerball jackpot
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 10, 2016
Sean Penn meets Mexican drug lord -- brought to you by the imbeciles behind UVA rape story. What could go wrong https://t.co/DDdo3j4dJB
— West Wing Reports (@WestWingReport) January 10, 2016
After meeting with Sean Penn El Chapo decided that prison isn't so bad after all
— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) January 10, 2016
Sean Penn's next starring role: soccer ball on a Juarez playground
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 10, 2016
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