Secretary of State
Kerry, 71, had left Sunday morning open in case talks with the nuclear-weapons-hungry
Iranians were extended. They weren’t and “Ketchup Boy” decided to dress up in
his little Lycra® outfit and cycle a route that had been part of the Tour
de France.
He climbed upon his
elitist bicycle that he brings with him as he globetrots the world. According to Agence France-Presse, he was riding at a low speed at the start of
a challenging climb up the Col de la Colombière and, just like that, he
fall-down-go-boom.
He managed to sustain
a broken femur on the same leg he had hip replacement surgery on in 2009. It could take up to six months for him to
heal. Conspiratorially speaking, just
enough time for the Iranians to get their nukes. Wait, I just remembered…Marie Harf, State
Department Valley Girl was recently promoted to Senior Advisor for Strategic Communications. The negotiations will continue apace.
I would love to see anyone at the hospital try to stop @JohnKerry from negotiating and working while recovering from breaking his leg.
— Jen Psaki (@Psaki44) May 31, 2015
Streif at Red State
saliently opined, “Like Kerry, Obama’s foreign policy hit a curb, the Middle
East, while going at a very slow speed for no particular purpose; it got dumped
on its ass, and is now on the way to the hospital.”
“Regardless of how
one feels about the politics and performance of the unmanly, bloviating,
seemingly inbred Secretary of State, people of good faith can probably agree to
wish him a speedy recovery. Just as we can all hope Obama’s foreign policy is
euthanized before it kills more people and does more harm.”
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