The clichéd title of Hillary
Clinton’s new book “Hard Choices” is calculatedly vague and bland. The Twitterverse was awash with crotch puns
following the announcement by Simon & Shuster today that the book would be
released on June 10.
The “Hard Choices” title was used
by Secretary of State Cyrus Vance in 1983 and Simon & Shuster has chosen to
use a grayscale photograph of a much younger Hillary. Obviously the tactic is to burnish her
image. The truth is this hag is 67 years
old.
My apologies to Balage Balogh for
using his “Sax Clinton” painting as the background in the Photoshop™ in this
post. It is a far more accurate depiction of the former Secretary of State and
the punny “Hard Choices” title.
I am not interested in reading
about her “odometer diplomacy”. I want
her to confess to her role in the Benghazi scandal.
Hillary Clinton's new book is called "Hard Choices." I guess her advisors know nothiing about how obvious crotch puns can hamper a candidate
— Barry Crimmins (@crimmins) April 18, 2014
@mikeallen Cue the Bill Clinton jokes...."Hard Choices"? Srsly?
— Tim Graham (@TimJGraham) April 18, 2014
Fun Fact: 'Hard Choices' is also the name of Monica Lewinsky's book.
— Bob Kosek (@BobKosek) April 18, 2014
UPDATE: Linked, with
thanks to Cardigan, at iOwnTheWorld. Eleanor in Hell had what I thought was the
funniest comment:
“What to do with that carpet in the White House?”
“Fort Marcy Park or behind Clyde’s in Georgetown?”
“Who gets to sort through Vince’s trash?”
“Where the Hell do I put that diary?”
“Bill’s shredder or mine?”
Very hard choices. “Fort Marcy Park or behind Clyde’s in Georgetown?”
“Who gets to sort through Vince’s trash?”
“Where the Hell do I put that diary?”
“Bill’s shredder or mine?”
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