His ears remind me of a bat’s
ears, his bald head is scaly, his nostrils so ginormous you could drive a Mack
truck through them and his moustache was the model for Mr. Potato Head.
Rep. Henry “Nostrildamus” Waxman,
the 20-term monument to government overreach and overregulation announced on
Thursday that he won’t run for re-election.
One of Nancy Pelosi’s closest
allies is calling
it quits. Good riddance you lying
sack-o-shit and take the hedge clippers you use to trim those gnarled nose
hairs with you.