A recent Public
Policy Poll revealed that Americans believe Congress is nothing more than a
collection of creepy crawlies. Well,
thanks for that pollsters. Washington is
ass-deep in cockroaches.
The survey
showed that just 9% had a favorable opinion of Congress.
“We all know
Congress is unpopular,” said Dean Debnam, President of Public Policy Polling.
“But the fact that voters like it even less than cockroaches, head lice and
Genghis Khan really shows how far its esteem has fallen with the American
public over the last few weeks.”
More loathsome
than Congress were telemarketers, John Edwards, the Kardashians, lobbyists, North
Korea, the Ebola virus, Lindsay Lohan, Fidel Castro, playground bullies, meth
labs, communism and gonorrhea.
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