A recent Public Policy Poll revealed that Americans believe Congress is nothing more than a collection of creepy crawlies. Well, thanks for that pollsters. Washington is ass-deep in cockroaches.
The survey showed that just 9% had a favorable opinion of Congress.
“We all know Congress is unpopular,” said Dean Debnam, President of Public Policy Polling. “But the fact that voters like it even less than cockroaches, head lice and Genghis Khan really shows how far its esteem has fallen with the American public over the last few weeks.”
More loathsome than Congress were telemarketers, John Edwards, the Kardashians, lobbyists, North Korea, the Ebola virus, Lindsay Lohan, Fidel Castro, playground bullies, meth labs, communism and gonorrhea.