Right Jabs For July 22, 2012

Politics is not a playground, it’s a battlefield.  Here’s some links to the news you can use from conservative bloggers, not the corporate-controlled stenographers from Central Planning.

Chicago Jesus.

Reasons not to vote for Obama Part One; and for extra measure Part Two.

The Fisher-Price Corporation, a leading manufacturer of children's educational toys, has announced a new line of toys designed to allow children to use their imagination and play at being Barack Obama.

…as we’re seeing this month, there are many intellectual inconveniences that don’t fit into Mr. Obama’s unbelievably naïve worldview.

Do we need to be borrowing money from China to work with the Mexican government to get more non-Americans on the U.S. dole? Really?

I never visit Chick-Fil-A on Sunday.

Am I the only one whose Gaydar is going off like Jo Anne Worley?

I guess she won’t be running around telling us how for the first time she’s proud to be an American. She’ll leave it to her husband to trash Americans, instead.

“I am your keeper, my brother.”

Appearing not to be terribly bright, Congresscritter Hank Johnson (D-GA) spills the beans about our rulers’ worldview.

…when he invokes “our shared values”, as if saying a thing will make it so.  I don’t care if he was born in Hawaii, or outer space. I share no values with this imposter.

Mr. Blackbeard! Do you have a statement about the government ban on high capacity (2 shot) magazines?

Myriad connections and favors exchanged between both Clintons and the Islamic Brotherhood go back a number of years and are complex, multifaceted, and troubling to any thinking person.

Picking the next president is as simple as this; Obama spends more than he takes in, Romney stays within budget.  Who do you think would make a better administrator of the American economy?

I don't have any explanation for this torrent of stupidity from a billionaire and the mayor of a major city. This reads like the ravings of an overmedicated man. It's a string of unintended punch lines.

What is Agenda 21?

I’m wondering if any New Yorker could pop on down to the NY Times building and see if the guards in the reception area are still armed. 

While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.

It all depends on your ride.

In a classical political pincers movement, Bush’s piratical banksters busted the economy, and the Obamunists are prolonging the misery. The result is more poor people on the streets.

The Aurora appearance will offer Obama a chance to present himself as a healing unifier, even as he has waged a slash and burn campaign that has featured unsubstantiated charges against Mitt Romney, elements of class warfare, and suggestions of Republican racism by Vice President Joe Biden and other surrogates.