Right Jabs For June 3, 2012

When life interrupts blogging you are always thankful others are able to stand guard over liberty when you are dealing with the obstacles placed before you.  Herewith are some links to stories and opinions worth reading.

The Password is “Thingamajig”.

This woman gets paid big bucks to sound like a blithering idiot.  

If you really want to see revolution, start messing around with our pizzas. 

Mr. President, you've got no game and no likelihood of having one appear between now and November 6.

The most epically awesome "she said yes!" story of them all.

No soda for you!

President Obama has a long track record of insulting the Poles. In 2010 he chose to play golf on the day of the funeral of the Polish President Lech Kaczynski, the Polish First Lady, and 94 senior officials who perished in the Smolensk air disaster. Eight months earlier he humiliated Warsaw by pulling out of the agreement over Third Site missile defense installations in Poland and the Czech Republic.

“President Obama is the fulfillment of our dreams for our sons—and he has broken our hearts by using his power and position to endorse as a civil right something that is simply wrong.”

When trouble arises in your town, who's watching your backside?

Given that this poll was taken before the May employment figures came in, it is yet unclear where the bottom is for the President, but my guess is that the Obama reelection team is frantically trying to find it.

“If you guys want to go back and talk about what happened nine years ago for me, let’s talk about the President doing blow.”

Is there any hope for America’s balance sheet?

Re-elect Obama 2012:  I Promise Not To Fuck It Up Twice!

How could this happen with all those objective journalists?

…towering arrogance of the Bolshevik Boy Wonder.

"Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?"

I thought I should post something with absolutely gigantic balls.

Obama is no leader, what he brought to the office of the Presidency was being a community agitator and that is exactly what he has done.

Attention all squad cars…

What would Putin do?

It’s not surprising that Team Obama wants to focus on Romney: the Obama record is pitiful. They really have no new ideas to deal with the #1 issue, the economy. They can blame Bush and Republicans all they want, but it is a meme that loses steam when one asks the question “OK, let’s assume it was all Bush’s Fault. You’ve had over 3 1/2 years to do something. You had full control of Congress for the first two. What have your policies done to fix the issues you say someone else created?”

Wow. That’s really…underwhelming. That’s the President’s list of top priorities? In an election year?

And it is not in the slightest that the ass clown in the White House—our house, The People's House—continues his feckless, childish, incurious escapades as our chief executive.

We find ourselves in legislatively-created swamplands because there is no logic there, and without logic, it’s all up to the whims of whoever has the power. So we end up with contradictory and capricious laws that inevitably lead to thought crimes where the state of mind of the “criminal” is more important than the damage he has done.  This is not lawmaking.  It is issuing decrees and commands based upon the whims of the rulers.

President Obama is taking something of a Ferris Bueller’s Day Off today, spending the night in his own bed in Chicago—like Ferris—sleeping in late, avoiding work, and going for a stroll to his friend’s house. No word on whether the president plans to hijack a parade and sing “Twist and Shout” in the middle of the street.

The Obama economy sure is a stinker. A whopping 69,000 new jobs were created last month. Only 12,631,000 to go! Hope you can wait for yours. It's gonna be a while before Barry gets around to creating a job for you. He's kinda tied up fundraising for his re-election dontcha know.