Sunday, February 19, 2012

Right Jabs For February 19, 2012


George Burns, the iconic comedian, once said, “Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.  The other eight are unimportant.”  Do Republicans have a problem with sex?

…you are obviously already staggering about in a blighted night darker than a hundred midnights down in a cypress swamp…


The cold, hard truth.  Why are we ignoring it?

These numbers should shock the errand boy sent by grocery clerks.

How can MSNBC be the Old and New Testament when there’s The New York Times?

America’s bleak fiscal future.

Liberals claim they support gays, support their rights, support their sexual lifestyle.  Except when they don’t.

Soylent Green Food Pantry.  The set up.

ESPN’s slur pun.

Greetings sled god.

There is still time…from someone who should know.


Maybe Mars won't be the only "Red planet".

It’s your money and this is how they squander it.

A catalyst to the democratic process?   Oh, please.


Simple harmonic motion.

Liberal media bias is a myth.  The public will know what we want them to know.

The emasculation of heroism.

They didn't want guns, but they didn't want butter either. They wanted a third thing.


 What’s Barney Frank’s favorite road sign?  Entering Dennis [a town in Massachusetts].


Warmists are so cute when they attempt to prop up their dying cult.

Can you imagine the look on Bin Laden's face when these guys came through the door?


Many a crisp mountain morning I would view the snow capped Hindu Kush and sadly ponder how this would be a great tourist location if it weren't for the people trying to kill you.

A note from our attorneys: This is not a real quote.


‘Twas our own who betrayed us.

4 comments:

  1. Thanks for the link. Wonderful roundup. Since it's 2 am here, I'll have to come back to read all the good stuff. This is what happens when you go to bed a 7:30 pm. Arrrrrrrrrgh!!!!

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  2. Thanks for the plug. Adrienne, you too? Heh.

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  3. @Adrienne and Randy-g,

    Like merchandise in the dextrosphere, when you're good and gifted you will be lifted. Thanks for standing guard over liberty.

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  4. My thanks to the Curmudgeonly Proprietor of this fine blog for the linkage! We 'preciate it!

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