Jon Huntsman is throwing in
the towel. What the hell took him so
long?
According
to The
New York Times, GOP presidential hopeful Jon Huntsman will call it
quits hours before the seven-hundredth Republican debate is scheduled to air
from Myrtle Beach, SC.
I never liked
Huntsman. He talked like a middle-of-the-roader
who made it quite clear that he despised conservatives. Huntsman’s
expensive campaign (made possible by his daddy’s money) was an embarrassing
flop.
After the New
Hampshire primary, Huntsman described his third-place finish as a “ticket to ride.” Pretty short ride there, Jon.
It is presumed
he will endorse Romney. That should represent,
oh, three or four votes. On the upside,
we won’t have to listen to his condescending Mandarin Chinese anymore.
Zai
jian, Jon. Bai bai.
Exit
question: Who wants to bet that he will soon
be found on the steps of the White House begging for his old job back as U.S. Ambassador
to China?
Nah. I think he'll wait until there's a new administration and beg them for his old job back!
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