Monday, January 16, 2012

Say Goodbye To The Snotty Little Man

Jon Huntsman is throwing in the towel.  What the hell took him so long?

According to The New York Times, GOP presidential hopeful Jon Huntsman will call it quits hours before the seven-hundredth Republican debate is scheduled to air from Myrtle Beach, SC.

I never liked Huntsman.  He talked like a middle-of-the-roader who made it quite clear that he despised conservatives.  Huntsman’s expensive campaign (made possible by his daddy’s money) was an embarrassing flop.

After the New Hampshire primary, Huntsman described his third-place finish as a “ticket to ride.”  Pretty short ride there, Jon.

It is presumed he will endorse Romney.  That should represent, oh, three or four votes.  On the upside, we won’t have to listen to his condescending Mandarin Chinese anymore.

Zai jian, Jon.  Bai bai.

Exit question:  Who wants to bet that he will soon be found on the steps of the White House begging for his old job back as U.S. Ambassador to China?


1 comment:

  1. Nah. I think he'll wait until there's a new administration and beg them for his old job back!

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