Dingbat Cher Guevara

A few days ago, Cher took to the gutter which has become Twitter to express her fervent desire President Trump be locked up and raped by a “toy boy of Big Bubba.”

That vile tweet was deleted after she received a backlash of condemnation for joking about sexual assault. 

Sorry not sorry! #Cher apologized for doing a prison rape joke against #DonaldTrump & deleted the offensive tweet. However, she quickly clarified that she still thinks the President belongs in jail! 😮 pic.twitter.com/oicVMf3Cf5

— Bops & Bangers (@bopsandbangers) May 31, 2019

The 73-year-old crank who dresses like a two-bit whore vowed to move to the planet Jupiter if Donald Trump won the 2016 Presidential Election.

Cher’s command of the English language resembles that of a four-year-old.  Laden with all caps, emojis, ridiculous punctuation and paragraph breaks because this vainglorious harlot never finished high school at Montclair Prep.

The diva’s finances have been up and down more than the stock market, and in a cosmic karma kind of way, there are signs this dingbat’s popularity may be waning—remember she’s 73.

She’s currently on her Here We Go Again Tour and tickets have been selling for bargain-basement prices in Canada.  Hmmm…isn’t that where a whole mess of Trump haters claimed they were going to move?

You could snag a ticket for $16.25 just a few hours before the doors opened at Rogers Arena in Vancouver.  Seats were for sale for a piddling $6 for her show at Calgary’s Scotiabank Saddledome.

So, she’s having trouble selling her concert tickets?  Maybe it’s because she still fancies herself being able to rile up the hormones of sailors like she did on the USS Missouri in 1989 or it could be those days are long gone and resemble more of a karaoke show intended for your aunt and uncle’s 50th wedding anniversary.

Maybe this is where we acknowledge Cher can’t turn back time.