Friday, June 30, 2017

Donald Trump Is Not Well

America should thank its lucky stars MSNBC morning hosts Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough sacrificed an early start to their Fourth of July vacation plans to appear on air Friday morning to “sling some bad blood back at Trump.”

Ahead of their Friday morning appearance, Brzezinski and Scarborough co-authored an op-ed for The Washington Post. In the piece, they highlight Trump's “disturbing” treatment of women, saying:
“President Trump launched personal attacks against us Thursday, but our concerns about his unmoored behavior go far beyond the personal.  America’s leaders and allies are asking themselves yet again whether this man is fit to be president.  We have our doubts, but we are both certain that the man is not mentally equipped to continue watching our show.” 
“This year, top White House staff members warned that the National Enquirer was planning to publish a negative article about us unless we begged the president to have the story spiked.  We ignored their desperate pleas.” 
“Mr. Trump claimed Mika was ‘bleeding badly from a face-lift.’  The president’s petulant personal attack against yet another woman’s looks compels us to report that Mika has never had a face-lift.  If she had, it would be evident to anyone watching ‘Morning Joe’ on their high-definition TV.  She did have a little skin under her chin tweaked, but this was hardly a state secret. Her mother suggested she do so, and all those around her were aware of this mundane fact.
It is particularly galling for these two vainglorious egotists to allude to the president’s “mistreatment of women” and “menstruation musings” by characterizing them as “the poorest of standards for our children.”

The hypocrisy is astounding when you view a music video Scarborough released to hype his new EP, “Mystified”. 

Crazy Mika and Psycho Joe are seen staring desensitized at the images playing in front of them of a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud, children shooting guns, the North Korean regime, the Black Lives Matter movement, Charleston South Carolina shooter Dylann Roof, Vladimir Putin and Hillary Clinton and a heaping helping of tits and ass from scantily clad women gyrating provocatively.  Joe can’t play holier-than-Thou when it comes to objectifying women.
The teen angst video ends with the female protagonist being mugged and apparently killed in a violent attack while Donald Trump is sworn into office as the 45th president of the United States.

Blazing Cat Fur summed up this schoolyard brawl best:
“Sniping and rock-throwing at Donald Trump, a game that any number can play and nearly everybody does, has become a game with no rules and no referees, and worse, no editors to restrain obstreperous children breaking up the furniture.”

Thursday, June 29, 2017

CNN’s Mission Statement

AT&T will look to “neutralize” CNN President Jeff Zucker after it buys Time Warner, The New York Post has learned.

CNN is being slammed for highly publicized stumbles which have made the cable news network too polarizing for executives at the blue chip corporation AT&T according to sources with knowledge of the pending merger.

The network is staggering after a brutal stretch that has seen two hosts taken off-air, one story retracted and another rewritten, accusations of staged Muslim anti-ISIS protests, the resignations of three key employees, a debunked story that ex-FBI Director James Comey would refute President Trump’s claim he was not under investigation.  He confirmed Trump’s claim and most recently, an ongoing series of undercover videos meant to portray CNN as misleading the public about the Trump-Russia stories that have dominated media coverage of President Trump and his administration.

Drunk Granny

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

What’cha Hiding There Dickie?

The Daily Caller published an exclusive report which revealed Sen. Richard Durbin (D-IL) received correspondence via email from James R. Hodgkinson the crazed anti-Trumper and Bernie Sanders fanboy who shot five people on a baseball field in Alexandria, VA including Rep. Steve Scalise and two Capitol police officers.

When asked by The Daily Caller about the content of the shooter’s emails, Durbin’s office issued a statement saying, “Mr. Hodgkinson contacted our office to state his opinion on a variety of legislation over the years.  Those emails were all given to USCP (United States Capitol Police) and are part of the current investigation.”       
Talk about being evasive.  The shooter was killed at the scene on June 14.  Why not release the emails unless you are likely to be prosecuted for obstruction of justice for failing to report a nutcase who clearly wanted to assassinate a government official.  Wouldn’t Dickie want someone to report a threat against him?  Oh wait.  The danger was to a Republican.  

Don't Worry! We Can Still Sell the Parts!

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

CNN Shoots Itself In Foot Again

The New Yorker’s satirical Borowitz Report, the liberal-leaning reshuffling of the news by Andy Borowitz described the bastion of fake news this way in October 2015:
The strong ratings for Tuesday's Democratic Presidential debate have surprised CNN executives, who are now tentatively considering introducing substance into their programming. 
After reviewing the numbers for the debate, however, Zucker decided to launch a pilot program at CNN called Project Substance, which will introduce information and "substance-based content" into the network's programming, on a limited basis. 
"Just to be clear, we're not suddenly going to flood our programming with substance," Zucker said. "We know that would be jarring for our viewers." 
By implementing a "dash of substance here and there," the network will be able to gauge whether viewers' interest in substance is for real, "or just a passing fad," Zucker said. 
"If, at the end of the day, viewers aren't interested in serious news, we'll just go back to what we've been doing," he said.
Last Friday evening CNN fully retracted and completely scrubbed a bogus story which cited an unnamed source claiming the Senate Intelligence Committee was investigating a “$10-billion Russian investment fund whose chief executive met with a member of President Donald Trump’s transition team four days before Trump’s inauguration.”

The transition team member was Anthony Scaramucci, and he “supposedly” discussed lifting sanctions with investment fund chief executive Kirill Dmitriev. Except, the ties were strung together by CNN with absolutely no proof and despite a firm denial from the Russian investment firm spokesman.

“ published a story connecting Anthony Scaramucci with investigations into the Russian Direct Investment Fund,” CNN wrote in the editor’s note after the retraction. “That story did not meet CNN’s editorial standards and has been retracted. Links to the story have been disabled. CNN apologizes to Mr. Scaramucci.”

Anonymous sources described the incident as a “massive, massive fuck up and people will be disciplined.”
In an effort to stop the bleeding caused by growing public skepticism about its integrity and not have the “fake news” label stick, stories involving Trump/Russia now require the approval of senior executives before publication.

Monday, June 26, 2017

Sunday, June 18, 2017

And This Year’s Winners Are…

It has been our distinct honor to host the Fifth Annual Paul Revere Award.  We were thrilled by the overwhelming response during the nomination process and the number of votes cast.

Thank you to everyone who participated.  Congratulations to all our winners..



Each winner will receive a personalized badge which may be placed on their website if they so choose.  

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

The Plot Sickens

Circa published a report today describing a “frosty exchange” between ex-FBI Director James “Drama Queen” Comey and former Attorney General Loretta Lynch.
The information about the “exchange” came after Comey’s public testimony last Thursday.  In the private session, Comey recalled Lynch requested he refer to the FBI’s criminal investigation of Granny Clinton’s email scandal as a “matter” not an investigation.  Comey went on to tell senators of a second encounter where things got “frosty”.
“During the conversation, Comey told lawmakers he confronted Lynch with a highly sensitive piece of evidence, a communication between two political figures that suggested Lynch had agreed to put the kibosh on any prosecution of Clinton.” 
“Comey said ‘the Attorney General looked at the document then looked up with a steely silence that lasted for some time, then asked him if he had any other business with her and if not that he should leave her office,’ said one source who was briefed.”
Comey will go down in history as the FBI’s greatest drama queen since J. Edgar Hoover.  Just how tall Comey would be in high heels?

Comey admitted he leaked notes from his conversation with President Trump to the New York Times. He then cited federal employees who leak untrue stories to the press.  Commercials for Super Beta Prostate don’t feature this many men happily leaking away.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Flowing Curves Of Beauty

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. 

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Poll Is Now Open: Begin Voting For The Fifth Annual Paul Revere Award

The number of small conservative blogs nominated since the inaugural award presentation in 2013 has tripled.  We here at Political Clown Parade are indebted to everyone who took the time to submit the names of blogs who are the modern-day offspring of the American Revolution’s pamphleteers—the brave and resolute men and women who feed our soul, who make us laugh about ourselves or life and restore our buoyancy in a troubled world.

The Paul Revere Award is dedicated to those bloggers who hold down jobs and raise their families while standing guard over liberty.  The icon for the award is American patriot Paul Revere who’s legendary “Midnight Ride” to warn the colonists of Massachusetts before the historic battles of Lexington and Concord played a vital role in America’s struggle to gain independence from Britain.

An obituary in the Boston Intelligence solemnly noted, “Seldom has the tomb closed upon a life so honorable and useful.”

Below you will find our poll.  You may cast your vote for multiple blogs but you will only be allowed to vote once.  We run a square house here.  Make sure you vote for all the blogs you consider your favorites.

Voting will close at 11:30 PM ET on Saturday, June 17.  The winners will be announced on Sunday, June 18.

The winners will be presented with a personalized award in the form of a badge which can be displayed on their website if they so choose.

Good luck to everyone!

Which small conservative blog(s), in your opinion, should receive the 2017 Paul Revere Award?

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