Tuesday, September 27, 2016


Editor's note: These photos are not Photoshopped, but screen grabs, taken over a matter of seconds. The staff and management of Political Clown Parade take no responsibility for the direction that any one of Hillary's eyes points at any given time. 

Update: Strabismus is a disorder in which both eyes do not line up in the same direction. However, it is well known that Hillary hasn't being seeing straight on anything for years!

Not Open for Debate

Update: Welcome to those of you coming here from Fishersville Mike!

Monday, September 19, 2016

Colin Kaepernick: You Have the Right to Remain Silent

A couple last points on the Kaepernick Kerfluffle before we relegate him and the NFL to the status of Hula Hoops, Lawn Darts and Pet Rocks in the ash heap of faddish entertainment.

For starters, it seems as though the knee jerk reaction of most of Kaepernick's defenders, was to make the straw man argument that he has the right of free speech in this country. This is most notable as an argument in search of a problem, since I have seen no one saying he did not. Examining his Seat Splinter Spectacular as a free speech issue, we note in passing the words of my dear sainted mother:
"There's a time and a place for everything!"
Location, location, location

We'll start with the old bromide about crowded theaters. You can't yell "Fire!" there. Well, actually you can, there are just certain consequences attached to it. If you falsely yell "Fire!" and someone is trampled to death in a stampede for the exits, you may spend the rest of your life shouting whatever you want in the Gray Bar Hotel. Or, you could go home, lock yourself in a bathroom and yell "Fire!" as much as you like, so long as it doesn't bother the neighbors, or the people you live with don't have you committed. (Admit It, Dude! That's pretty crazy!) Maybe you could try going into a crowded theater and shouting something innocuous like "Snickerdoodle!"? It won't get you arrested, but an usher may escort you from the building.

What have we learned so far? Yelling "Fire!" in your bathroom = free speech, in a theater = no free speech, and yelling anythiing at all in a theater could bring about unpleasant consequences.

Now if I felt really strong about this, I might take a couple of my redneck friends, we'll call them "Cletus" and "Chauncey", (we kinda have to, because those are their names!), and we'll wave signs and shout and stage a protest on the sidewalk in front of Kaepernick's house. Sidewalk protest = free speech. But then, if we take a walk up the driveway and say the exact same things, waving the same signs on his front porch...that's criminal trespass. Not free speech.

Speaking of "waves" if you do the wave in Arrowhead Stadium, you might get on the Jumbotron. If you try to start the wave at your local Presbyterian church, you may be in for a rude awakening. (But at least they'll pray for your soul!)

Flowing Curves Of Beauty

…maybe we’ll be entwined...

Saturday, September 17, 2016

Alabama Crimson Tide (No.1) Vs Ole Miss Rebels (No. 19)

Order shall be restored today.  Count on it.  Alabama takes the field at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium against the Ole Miss Rebels in what amounts to a reckoning.

Ole Miss fans will lock arms before kickoff and sway to the public address system blasting Led Zeppelin’s ominous Kashmir as their team runs onto the field.  They believe “locking up the Vaught” intimidates their opponent.

News flash folks.  It ain’t-a-gonna work today.  Not against the boys from Tuscaloosa.  The Tide may have been a little too hyped last year, but this time around they are MOVITATED—perfect fodder for revenge.  No team, and I mean no team, has beaten Bama three straight times in the Saban era.  The Rebs’ streak ends today.

Don’t believe me?  Last week offensive coordinator Lane Kiffin literally got an ass-chewing from Coach Saban when a fumble led to a Western Kentucky touchdown.  That ass-chewing was coach’s way of putting his game face on early for Ole Miss.

Alabama leads the all-time series with Ole Miss, 51-10-2.

And since no football post would be complete without some gorgeous cheerleaders, we present:

Friday, September 16, 2016

A Little Blackmail Lasts Forever

PJ Media has learned from multiple sources that the House and Senate Intelligence Committees may have access to the contents of an Eastern European computer, potentially Russian, and that hackers may have exfiltrated Hillary Clinton's and Sidney Blumenthal's unsecured files by first hacking Marcel Lazar Lehel AKA Guccifer.

One or more American whistleblowers recently informed the Intelligence Committees that the files taken by the unknown hackers are available at specific locations in the Deep Web.

A congressional source who is familiar with the information says these documents are being called for now "the Russian files."  Getting them did not involve hacking Russians or anyone else, but rather locating the images that the files left behind while the unknown hackers moved them through the Deep Web.  When Clinton associates thought they were deleting her files, they may not have realized that files leave images even in the Deep Web when moved by hackers.

A preliminary review of the files indicated that they contain unclassified as well as potentially classified information, including one document relating to Benghazi that probably should have been highly classified and comes from one of Hillary Clinton's private computers.

Congress has learned that the FBI knew about the foreign exfiltration of that document from Clinton's server weeks before Director James Comey announced his decision not to recommend prosecution of Hillary Clinton for her use of private email.  Comey testified to Congress that Guccifer denied hacking Clinton and that Clinton was "probably" hacked, but did not allude to having received any information that she was hacked.

"With respect to potential computer intrusion by hostile actors, we did not find direct evidence that Secretary Clinton's personal e-mail domain in its various configuration since 2009 was hacked successfully. But given the nature of the system and of the actors potentially involved, we assess we would be unlikely to see such direct evidence," said Comey.

A congressional source who has met with a whistleblower commented that "even a Hillary supporter should want the public to know what foreigners took from her private servers, especially if it is damaging to her.  Otherwise the candidate could be blackmailed by a foreign power."


Hillary's Health is Off the Chart!

I mean, literally off the chart! As in, there was no chart! Just a couple of points about Hillary dropping like her trustworthiness numbers and the cover up which followed.

As the NY Post notes:
Secret Service protocol called for the Democratic presidential nominee to be rushed to a state-designated Level I Trauma Center in the wake of her Sunday morning health crisis, sources said. In Manhattan, that would be Bellevue Hospital.

But a campaign operative decided to change course to avoid having Clinton seen by doctors, nurses and other medical workers who could leak details to reporters, according to a source.

In addition, Clinton’s van was supposed to be escorted by an NYPD detail, but the Secret Service whisked her away from Ground Zero before cops could accompany her...
Secret Service protocol says take her to a hospital. A "campaign operative" (not Hillary. God knows if she was even conscious at this point) says take her to a private residence. Now, for all we know they could have just given her a Gatorade and a couple of Tylenol® and she was fit as a fiddle! But then, that's the point isn't it? We don't know. Had she been taken to an ER, there would have been a record of whatever treatment she received. A record, by law, not subject to deletion or BleachBit, but to HIPAA.

Instead they ditched their police escort, violated Secret Service protocol and whisked her away from the prying eyes of press scrutiny and medical professionals for 90 minutes. Afterwards, she appeared, fresh as a daisy,  Clinton's patented: NothingToSeeHere™.

Lately, I've been hearing a new talking point, that George H. W. Bush was sick and threw up over the shoes of the Japanese Prime Minister and Hillary got sick, so...people get sick! No big deal!

Aside from the fact they had to go back 24 years to dust off this chestnut, a couple of notable differences: one, with Bush 41, the incident was completely isolated. no coughing fits prior, no inability to climb a flight of stairs by himself. Nothing before or after. Hillary has been observed in a number of instances lately which could bring her health into question. (Irony alert: George H. W. Bush stepped out of an airplane on his 90th birthday. Hillary has trouble stepping off a curb!) 

Two, Bush did not offer three or more explanations of how it happened, didn't deny that it happened, didn't disappear into a private residence and appear 90 minutes later pretending it never happened! He would have only done that if he had something to hide. 


Thursday, September 15, 2016

Subtle Message? Do Go On Jake.

Granny Clinton emerged from her sick bed today after her “collapse” which forced her to leave a 9/11 memorial event in New York City.  She attended a campaign rally in Greensboro, NC.

After finishing her speech, the Clinton campaign played James Brown’s classic “I Feel Good” instead of her sickeningly overplayed “Fight Song”.   

CNN’s Jake Tapper noticed the change as well noting, “You can hear the subtle message there from her campaign.”

Granny’s campaign is in the dumper.  Their message is no longer theirs to control and they know it.
The original video, posted by apparent passer-by Zdenek Gazda, went viral earlier in the day as it was the only source of proof of what happened to Clinton.

While the AP may not have express distribution rights, nothing stops them from tweeting a link to the amateur video—except maybe bias or an effort to limit the damage to Granny’s presidential ambitions.

Note the time when the AP deleted the video—11:46 PM the same day the video was taken.

The video gained real exposure on Twitter, but first appeared on Gazda’s Facebook timeline at 9:32 AM ET.  Fox News reporter Rick Leventhal broke the news of Clinton’s ill health on Twitter at 9:37 AM.

As Levanthal’s tweet circulated members of Clinton’s press pool noticed her absence and speculated about her whereabouts. At 10:04 AM ET, NBC’s Monica Alba, tweeted that Clinton had left the event about 30 minutes before, just around the time Gazda first posted his video to Facebook.

It wasn’t until 11:31 AM ET that the now famous video made its way to Twitter where it was retweeted over 37,000 times.

Gazda didn’t have an audience of his own, but other people with bigger numbers of followers discovered the video and retweeted it. According to Sysomos, one of the first accounts to give it the biggest bump was @WHPressCorps, which has about 59,000 followers, including plenty of mainstream journalists. 

Google searches for “Hillary Clinton collapsing” spiked after 11 AM ET.  Searches for “Hillary Clinton 9/11” also peaked around that time.  The situation had already spiraled out of the control.  Within 12 hours of the video spiking on social media, cable and broadcast news, someone pressured persuaded the AP to take the video down.

Desperate to change the optics for Granny, her handlers decided that James Brown’s “I Feel Good” would be just what the doctor ordered as she returned to the campaign trail.  Mind you she was dressed in a long-sleeved, thick material pantsuit for a temperature of 86°F in Greensboro.  Hardly a wise decision for someone who easily gets “overheated”. 

She’s got to show stamina, vigor and endurance every single day from now until Election Day.  Her honest and trustworthy ratings are a dumpster fire for which no counter-strategy can combat the revelations from the hacked emails of former Secretary of State Colin Powell who noted, “Hillary has not been covering herself with glory. For good reason she comes across as sleazy.”

Her health is now a bona fide concern.  Blasting “I Feel Good” over a gymnasium’s speakers isn’t going to convince anyone.  You want to convince me?  Do like the “Godfather of Soul”.  Get on the good foot and give us your best “Funky Chicken”.

Oh, and one more thing…Granny’s people might want to rethink the James Brown connection.  The first female nominee for president shouldn’t be touting an artist who recorded a song titled “It’s A Man’s World.”  Hee hee.

UPDATE:  The Gazda video is still on Twitter and can easily be found elsewhere on the Internet including on YouTube™.  The man who shot the video on his iPhone merely wanted to profit from its licensing.

In The Interest Of Time: CBS Edits Out Embarrassing Bubba Slip Of The Tongue

In an interview with Charlie Rose of Clinton Broadcasting System News, “Bubba” Clinton caught himself.  Asked if the wobbliness of his wife in New York after a 9/11 memorial event was reflective of something more grave, he drolly answered:

“Well, if it is, it’s a mystery to me and all of her doctors because frequently—well, not frequently, rarely—but on more than one occasion, over the last many, many years, the same sort of thing’s happened to her when she just got severely dehydrated."

The network deceptively edited out “well, not frequently” from the clip which aired on CBS This Morning for their evening news segment cutting to a reverse shot of Rose nodding to cover up the jump.

Choosing to edit out something that newsworthy brought a firestorm of criticism for the network forcing them to issue a statement:
The clip in question from former President Clinton’s interview with Charlie Rose ran in its entirety on CBS THIS MORNING, CBSNews.com and on CBSN, CBS News’ 24/7 digital streaming news service. One clip that ran on CBS Evening News was edited purely for time while on deadline for the live broadcast.
Do go on CBS.  Tell me more about how two, maybe three seconds, were crucial to your deadline.

The network could have employed the magic of the “greenscreen” superimposing the office window and the little side table seen in the clip to obliterate Hillary in the background slopped up on the couch in her PJs drinking plenty of vodka fluids to rehydrate herself.

One thing’s for certain, Bubba got a frying pan upside his noggin when he got home that night for blabbing the wrong thing.

Granny is supposed to return to the campaign trail today.  With Granny out of the house Bubba can get back to “dicking bimbos at home.”

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

The Clinton Camp: Thirsty For Better Liars

You may recall Sen. Marco Rubio’s official Republican response to The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer’s State of the Union Address in February 2013 during which he dove for a water bottle to quench his thirst.  The video made it across the threshold of several news cycles and became fodder for the Democrat Party and late-night TV mockery.
The worm always has a way of turning.  Granny Clinton’s Ministry of Truth is burning the midnight oil since her “collapse”, but they’re going to need a shitload of better liars to overcome the alarming optics of her “medical episode”.

Hillary’s Collapse: “An Awful Internet Video Caused This Disaster”

Located deep beneath the Earth’s surface, the Clinton Mafioso’s self-contained command center and mission control choreographs announcements made about Patient Zero.  As this is being written the DNC’s Emergency Alert System is at DEFCON One and the party of our betters is displaying a siege mentality.

The New York Post published a report stating Granny was headed to an emergency room following her frightening collapse at the Sept. 11 memorial ceremony—but detoured to daughter Chelsea’s apartment to keep details of her medical treatment under wraps.

Secret Service protocol called for her to be rushed to a state-designated Level I Trauma Center in the wake of her Sunday-morning health crisis, sources said. In Manhattan, that would be Bellevue Hospital.

But a campaign operative decided to change course to avoid having Clinton seen by doctors, nurses and other medical workers who could leak details to reporters, according to a source.

In addition, Clinton’s van was supposed to be escorted by an NYPD detail, but the Secret Service whisked her away from Ground Zero before cops could accompany her, another source said.

After weeks of coughing fits and episodes of requiring assistance to navigate stairs tongues began to wag about the state of Granny Clinton’s health.  The command center did everything it could to steer the narrative away from speculation declaring they were nothing more than conspiracy theories emanating from “the basket of deplorables”.  The more the campaign tried to dismiss claims that Clinton was in poor health the more the evidence began to mount that they needed better liars.

Talking points disseminated from the command center were flying out via emails and text messages instructing the press poodles to cover the emerging story as a case of pneumonia and a stubborn candidate who did not follow her doctor’s suggestion to get a purported “five days of rest”.  The story was then formulated “Clinton wanted to grind it out—and that meant not telling many of her aides, let alone the public about her illness.”

That decision set in motion the most damaging cascade of events culminating in her stupor and being thrown in her Scooby-Doo van “like a side of beef.”

"An awful internet video caused this disaster."

A former Democratic National Committee chairman says The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer and the party’s congressional leaders should immediately come up with a process to identify a potential successor candidate for Granny for the off-chance a health emergency forces her out of the race.

“Now is the time for all good political leaders to come to the aid of their party,” said Don Fowler, who helmed the DNC from 1995 to 1997, during Bill Clinton’s presidency, and has backed Granny since her 2008 presidential bid. “I think the plan should be developed by 6 o’clock this afternoon.”

Under the category of plausible deniability, the press poodles are floating the theory by Bennet Omalu, the forensic pathologist who made the NFL dance to his tune when he discovered chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CET) in the brains of deceased players.  He suggested that Granny’s blood be checked for possible poisons.

Bubba, the former president, has been tapped to take her place at a pair of fundraisers in LA and Vegas this week.  On Monday here’s what he said about his convalescing wife:
Probably not the narrative the Clinton camp wants being used.

NOTE:  There is no underground command center structure.  The mainstream media does the bidding for these two criminals.

UPDATE:  Welcome readers of Bad Blue.

Monday, September 12, 2016

Meanwhile Back At Hillary’s Home In Chappaqua…

Granny Clinton’s paid liars just had an epiphany; a whack upside the noggin.  Since time in memoriam everyone has learned, sooner or later, there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed and nothing concealed that will not be brought out into the open.

The connivance of the press in keeping grave medical problems secret from the public is nothing new.  Presidents such as Woodrow Wilson, Franklin Roosevelt, and John Kennedy cloaked their infirmities in carefully staged subterfuge.

Jim Geraghty noted in his National Review piece:
You may recall that one of Bill Clinton’s rivals in the primary that year [1992] was Senator Paul Tsongas. God rest his soul, but Tsongas and his doctors lied through their teeth:
When Tsongas ran unsuccessfully for the Democratic nomination the 1992 presidential campaign, he made an issue of his survival from a form of cancer known as non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma. But Tsongas and his doctors at the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute in Boston, Ronald W. Takvorian and George P. Canellos, repeatedly said he had been cancer-free when he had not. In so doing, they implied that the cancer was cured when indeed it was not curable.
In 1996, after Bob Dole released all of his health records and challenged the president to do the same, the White House released 11 pages of letters from doctors summarizing laboratory tests. President Clinton sat down for a lengthy interview with Lawrence Altman of the New York Times, who was also a medical doctor.  Bill Clinton told Altman he didn’t think of the interview as an invasion of privacy. “The public has a right to know the condition of the president’s health.”
It is not unjustifiable, given Granny’s very disturbing “medical episode” during the 15th anniversary of 9/11, for Americans to demand she, her handlers and her complicit press enablers start telling the truth.  A complete record of her health, including her 2012 “concussion”, is what we are entitled to lest they cede their credibility to our cynicism and hesitation to accept even so much as a word that comes out of their mouths.

The Democrats can no longer sit in their ivory towers snickering their elitist snickers at a “basket of deplorables”.  The jig is up and they know it.

UPDATE:  Thanks to Knightfang @ Reddit/HillaryForPrison for linking to this post. 

Hillary's Health: Cold Blood and Hot Flashes

Flowing Curves Of Beauty

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. 

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Go Home, Hillary! You're Drunk!

Much has been said and speculated about Hillary's stumbling early exit from this AM's 9/11 memorial service. I saw this video over at the Daily Mail. Watch closely around the 33-36 second mark. Hillary is not walking into the van, but you can see her foot is actually dragging as they manhandle her into the van.

Update: the spot to watch:

Meanwhile Back At Clinton Campaign Headquarters…

Right Jabs For Sunday September 11, 2016

Saturday, September 10, 2016

Basket of Deplorables

Gold Digger's Daughter

Alabama Crimson Tide Vs Western Kentucky Hilltoppers

Bama will face the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers in their home opener today at 3:30 PM ET.  The game will air on ESPN2.

College football saw seven ranked SEC teams lose in the first week:  Kentucky, Missouri and Vanderbilt in the East and Auburn, LSU, Miss State and Ole Miss in the West.  Those losses represent the most to fall in their openers in AP Top 25 history.

The defending national champions will be challenged by WKU’s new QB Mike White who threw for 517 yards and three TDs in their 46-14 trouncing of Rice last week.

Head coach Jeff Brohm has made the Hilltoppers a team to be reckoned with.  They were 3-2 in their last five games against SEC foes.
The Hilltopper offense will try to establish a run game against Alabama. I’m going out on a limb here, but I think they won’t have much success.  Just ask USC who was destroyed 52-6 by my beloved Tide last week.  I’m looking for a good defensive game and for Bama QB Jalen Hurts to shine once again.  Alabama for THE WIN!


And since no football post would be complete without some cheerleaders and pom-poms, take a look at some true Southern loveliness:

“Babs” Streisand And Granny *Cough* Clinton Mock Trump Supporters

Hillary was speaking at the LGBT for Hillary fundraiser in New York City Friday night when she described Trump supporters as “racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic—you name it.”  She cast them as a “basket of deplorables.”   She stressed that the rest of the Republican nominee’s supporters are people who feel let down by the government and the economy and are “just desperate for change,” and said those people need sympathy.

Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway quickly responded on Twitter writing, “One day after promising to be aspirational and uplifting, Hillary insults millions of Americans.”

Clinton spokesman Nick Merrill tweeted that Clinton was referring to “alt-right” voters who “appear to make up half his crowd.”

At the same fundraiser, totally unhinged liberal Barbra Streisand put her feelings about Donald Trump into a parody of the Stephen Sondheim song “Send in the Clowns” with these lyrics:
“Is he that rich, maybe he’s poor, ‘til he reveals his returns, who can be sure?  Something’s amiss, I don’t approve, if he were running the free world, where would we move?  And if by chance he gets to heaven, even up there, he’ll declare Chapter 11. This sad, vulgar clown. You’re fired, you clown.”
According to Newser.com the event raised money for Clinton’s campaign and the DNC with “contributions” ranging from $1200 to over $250,000.

Friday, September 9, 2016

Hillary (Con) Air

Serial Rapist, Billy Jeff Clinton, Mocks Devastated “Coal People” Of West Virginia

The Daily Caller broke this story today.

Campaigning for his wife, former president and serial rapist Billy Jeff Clinton spoke in Homewood, PA taking a shot at West Virginia’s “coal people” and mocking their concerns:
“We all know how [Hillary’s] opponent has done well down in West Virginia and eastern Kentucky. The coal people don’t like any of us [Democrats] anymore. They blame the president when the sun doesn’t come up in the morning now.”
On Labor Day, America had 83,000 fewer coal jobs and 400 coal mines than it did when Barack Obama was elected in 2008, showing that the president has followed through on his pledge to bankrupt the coal industry.

Many of the workers in The Mountain State—all of whom are struggling and some in total despair—are registered Democrats.  They remember well Hillary’s now infamous statement made just before the state's primary, “We’re going to put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business.” 

At a rally in Charleston, WV this past May Chris Hamilton, Vice President of the West Virginia Coal Association, presented Donald Trump with a hard hat with “President Trump” emblazoned on it.  Hamilton announced to the sold out crowd, “On behalf of the best coal miners in the world who mine the cleanest and safest, the most environmentally sound coal in the world we are so pleased to endorse you today.  We wish you the best of luck and vow to support you the best we can.”

Bubba can use his folksy Southern accent as he wipes away his post-nasal drip and glibly poke fun at the good people of coal country, but the charade is over.  The proud people of West Virginia, like more and more in this country, see through the chicanery of the Clintons.  They are hated political figures.  Historically so.

The Hermit Dictator Vs The Chastised Donkey

North Korea has been a on war footing with the United States for more than 50 years.  Its hermit dictator, 32-year-old Kim Jong-Un, is defiantly hailing a successful fifth nuclear test which created a 5.3 magnitude tremor at its Punggye-ri test site.  The 30 kiloton blast was more powerful than the DPRK’s previous detonations.

The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer called the latest nuclear test a “grave threat” and vowed to take “additional significant steps,” including sanctions against the rogue state.  Oooooh.  That’ll leave a mark.

The test happened just a few hours after the president’s plane stopped in Japan to refuel on his way home from Laos, where he attended a summit of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) and called Americans “lazy”.  Then he talked to South Korea’s president, Park Geun-hye, who was still in Laos, and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, according to White House paid liar Josh Earnest.

Some have suggested the detonation celebrated The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’s Foundation Day, but the truth is more likely the squatty little megalomaniac has nothing to fear from The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer, China or the impotent UN.

Apparently North Korea is pushing for its own $400 billion pallet of cash.  Just sayin’.

In Space No One Can Hear You Scream

Blogger friend Diogenes had a clever Photoshop™ posted at her place that tickled my funny bone.

I decided to pile on a bit.  Remember the 1979 science-fiction horror film Alien?  Of course you do.  Just when the plucky space trucker, Kane, thought he had emerged from a close encounter with the “facehugger” no worse for wear the crew was having dinner aboard the spacecraft Nostromo when the critter bursts out of his chest creating a visceral reaction on the audience and making it one of the most shocking scenes in horror film history.

Diogenes created an image of the “facehugger” popping out of Granny Clinton’s chest “confirming” the health rumors swirling around her.

One commenter noted “He’s got her eyes…and liver and spleen!”  Another exclaimed, “It does look a lot like mama.”

BINGO!  A new Photoshop™ was born.  Family reunions often begin at the airport don’t they?