Monday, January 28, 2013

The Preezy Of The United Steezy And Hilla The Hun: Did They Reach Climax?

The 60 Minutes interview with Obama and Clinton aired on January 27, 2013.  CBS, at their website, described the interview this way:
There are few people we think we know more about than President Barack Obama and outgoing Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and everyone has an opinion about their politics, their marriages and a rivalry that is one of the richest in American history.
On Friday, we had the opportunity to sit down with the two of them side by side. The White House offered us 30 minutes, barely enough time to scratch the surface of their complicated personal and professional relationship, let alone discuss their policies on Iran and Israel, Russia and China, Egypt and Libya. There has been much speculation about their evolution from bitter opponents to partners in the corridors of power and the motivation for doing this interview. Now, you can be the judge.
Thank you for that invitation to be the judge.  Allow me to state for the record that Hillary Clinton is a woman who continues to be so attracted to power that she is willing to lie for it and equally willing to serve as an accomplice to other liars.

During the primaries, in the run-up to the 2008 general election, Christopher Hitchens wrote a piece for Slate entitled, The Case Against Hillary Clinton.  You really should read it.

But let’s not take the Hitchens’ assessment as our sole reason for the pejorative of liar when describing Hillary.

Carl Bernstein, yes that Bernstein, revealed in a March 26, 2008 opinion piece at the Puffington Host that:
“Hillary Clinton has many admirable qualities, but candor and openness and transparency and a commitment to well-established fact have not been notable among them. The indisputable elements of her Bosnian adventure affirm (again) the reluctant conclusion I reached in the final chapter of A Woman In Charge, my biography of her published last June:
"Since her Arkansas years [I wrote], Hillary Rodham Clinton has always had a difficult relationship with the truth... [J]udged against the facts, she has often chosen to obfuscate, omit, and avoid. It is an understatement by now that she has been known to apprehend truths about herself and the events of her life that others do not exactly share." [italics added]
Her record as a public person is replete with "misstatements" and elisions and retracted and redacted and revoked assertions...
Returning to the 60 Minutes interview Clinton said, "I certainly am grateful for the president's steady hand and hard questions and thoughtful analysis on what we should and shouldn't do." She described their relationship as "very warm, close."

"I think there's a sense of understanding that sometimes doesn't even take words," she said. "We have similar views, similar experiences that I think provide a bond that may seem unlikely to some, but really has been at the core of our relationship over the past four years."

Such an astonishing love-in would have seemed unimaginable in 2008, when Obama and Clinton were locked in a brutal, bruising primary battle for the Democratic presidential nomination.

The 60 Minutes interview aired on the fifth anniversary of the weekend Obama handily defeated Clinton in the South Carolina primary. That contest followed a particularly nasty leadup, when Bill Clinton angered African-Americans in the state when the former president, campaigning for his wife, described Obama's candidacy as a "fairy tale."

Many of the most incendiary rumors about Obama, including long disproven allegations that he's a Muslim and was born in Kenya, were propagated by Clinton supporters in 2008.

But what a difference four years, and a key cabinet position, has made between Obama and the woman who once derided him as woefully unprepared for the White House.

Given the slobbering praise in this ridiculous so-called “interview”, the Preezy of the United Steezy and Hilla The Hun need to wipe their mouths.  There’s still a tiny bit of bullshit around their lips.


The day after the chucklefest, while appearing on Fox News's America's Newsroom, left-leaning contributor Kirsten Powers said:
“…it really was something you would expect from like the state-run media. You know, it was that kind of level of propaganda as far as I'm concerned. First of all, 60 Minutes was transparently being used as a campaign advertisement, which, you know, if they're okay with that that, then okay but, I…” 
“Well, I can understand maybe agreeing to the interview, asking, letting them have like maybe one softball question in the beginning, and then move on to more important things. But the reality is, this was a joke. I mean it really was.” 
“You look at it, and even, just not challenging basic things, like the President claiming that Hillary’s been a great Secretary of State in part because they have dismantled al Qaeda. Now, I'm sorry, it’s just, is anyone paying attention to what’s going on in North Africa? Why is the President not asked about Algeria, Mali, Libya?” 
I mean, you know, these are front and center in the news right now. And the next question after he says this is, “I have to ask you: what's the date of expiration of this endorsement?” 
“That's his follow-up question to the President saying that al Qaeda has been dismantled.” 
“…the other thing is that probably the first half pf the interview, it’s just old news. We already know how the Secretary of State was chosen. We already know about the back and forth. This already has been reported on. This is not new information like he was getting new insight into how this came about and how they got over their relationship. I mean, it really was just a campaign endorsement.”
A little bit later, Powers tweeted this:

Sunday, January 27, 2013

And Now A Message From Pathological Liars Anonymous

In an interview with The New Republic posted on Sunday, The Celebrity of the United States said that he and his guests “do skeet shooting all the time” at Camp David and said he understood why many rural voters were protective of their gun-ownership rights.

TNR:  Have you ever fired a gun?

BHO:  Yes, in fact, up at Camp David, we do skeet shooting all the time.

Color me so skeptical that I am throwing the bullshit flag.


Bad Lip Reading Inauguration 2013 Just For Shits And Giggles

Saturday, January 26, 2013

What Is This New Devilry?

From Daniel Greenfield’s blog, Sultan Knish, the last paragraph from his Friday Afternoon Roundup titled Absolute Zero:
“It is the inherent, ineluctable nature of a state of zero in a person that a man who is lacking in character and values must be a destroyer. He becomes something when he is able to demonstrate his capacity for destruction. He must act to sustain the illusion. Destruction is his own proof of power."
He then provides a link to Edward Cline’s Rule of ReasonCline cites Greenfield’s blog post, The Authenticity of Fake, and postulates the following terrifying scenario:
“The dish-rattling rumble you hear are the hordes of Orcs coming for you and your life. They are advancing from several directions: from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, from Capitol Hill, from the Justice Department, from the Supreme Court, and from their auxiliaries; the EPA, and the AFT, the TSA, and the DEA, the HHS, and other phalanxes of statism.”
Their thoughts and ideas inspired the Photoshop™ shown here.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

To Four Murdered Americans Left To Die Alone It Makes A Big Difference Hillary

I read with great interest the invidious drivel offered up by Brent Budowsky yesterday:
“[Sen. Rand] Paul suggesting he would have fired Clinton is like the Little League coach suggesting he would have fired Babe Ruth. I expect Hillary Clinton to run for and win the presidency, and I very much hope Paul runs against her. If he does, Hillary Rodham Clinton will pulverize Rand Paul into outer space.”
He further described Paul’s comment that had he been president he would have relieved her of her post as “a distemper that is far outside the mainstream of American life.”
Paul said, “Had I been President at the time, and I found that you did not read the cables from Benghazi, you did not read the cables from Ambassador Stevens—I would have relieved you of your post.  I think it’s inexcusable.”

Sorry Brent, that is not an example of distemper, it is an example of the outrage many Americans feel about how this regime left four Americans to die a horrible death at the hands of barbarians.

To say that Budowsky is smitten with Hillary is a glaring understatement.  On December 5, 2012 this idiot of The Left wrote:
“…the possibility that Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton could seek the Democratic nomination in 2016, the possibility of an FDR-magnitude Democratic realignment comes clearly into view.”
He continues:
“The FDR-magnitude expansive coalition that Hillary Clinton could inspire by tapping powerful demographic waves that define our politics and reaching across gender, age and racial lines is a mathematically perfect counterpoint to the shrinking-tent Republicanism that demonizes moderation and tolerance.” 
“While it might appear counterintuitive, the prospect of the Obama-Clinton years will enhance and invigorate the political strength of President Obama throughout his second term, enhance and expand the achievements and historical legacy of the Obama presidency, cement the deserved historical reputation of President Bill Clinton as a first-tier president and bring a Hillary Clinton presidency with an FDR-magnitude realignment that will define the politics and policies of America for a generation.”
Apparently, Mr. Budowsky swooned when Secretary Clinton gave a performance worthy of the highly vaunted Juilliard School of Drama when she choked up saying, “I stood next to President Obama as the Marines carried those flag draped caskets off the plane at Andrews. I put my arms around the mothers and fathers, the sisters and brothers, the sons and daughters and the wives left alone to raise their children.”

This woman has had months to carefully prepare for her testimony before Congress on what happened in Benghazi. 

In an astonishing exchange with Sen. Ron Johnson, Clinton said, “With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans.  Was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one night who decided they’d go kill some Americans? What difference, at this point, does it make?”

Months to prepare for this investigation and she declares what difference does it make?

There is every reason to demand to know what difference it makes. Those four families around whom she put her arms and the wives left alone to raise their children want to know who lied about what and who failed to secure the Benghazi mission.  It makes all the difference in the world to them.  This is about an administration and a State Department unable to come to terms with its own mistakes.

I want to be clear about Mrs. Clinton’s quivering voice and her near tears.  I genuinely believe she is haunted by the ghosts of Ambassador Stevens, Glen Doherty, Sean Smith and Tyrone Woods.

If this woman has any conscience at all, I hope the haunting memories of Benghazi are the lash that will flog all her tomorrows.  Why should the families of the four dead Americans be the only ones to suffer that fate?

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

A Great Civilization Is Singing Itself To Sleep

Yesterday, America witnessed the second pep rally of the “Chicago Messiah”.  All the networks and cable outfits gave its viewers “smotherage” of the 57th presidential inauguration.

Amid the revelations that shocked the nation last week of two athletes who betrayed our trust by deceiving us, we have installed a president who did precisely the same thing.  Four years ago, puppetmasters worked hard to make his brand famous and his lack of qualifications to hold the most powerful office in the world inconsequential.  Those same puppetmasters worked tirelessly to feed low information voters a steady diet of propaganda that would convince them that his performance during his first term didn’t matter for his reelection in 2012—perfect agitprop for the media age.

As the Chicago Messiah stood on the stage of the U.S. Capitol to take the Oath of Office, it was as though he crossed his fingers in a gesture to symbolize that it’s all a big lie.  I could imagine Vladimir Lenin and Karl Marx standing behind him.
Using the constitutional catchphrase “We the people”, he called for collective action:
"For history tells us that while these truths may be self-evident, they have never been self-executing; that while freedom is a gift from God, it must be secured by His people here on earth … We have always understood that when times change, so must we; that fidelity to our founding principles requires new responses to new challenges; that preserving our individual freedoms ultimately requires collective action."
Encyclopedia Britannica defines collectivism this way:

Any of several types of social organization in which the individual is seen as being subordinate to a social collectivity such as a state, a nation, a race, or a social class. Collectivism may be contrasted with individualism, in which the rights and interests of the individual are emphasized.

Collectivism has found varying degrees of expression in the 20th century in such movements as socialism, communism, and fascism. The least collectivist of these is social democracy, which seeks to reduce the inequities of unrestrained capitalism by government regulation, redistribution of income, and varying degrees of planning and public ownership. In communist systems collectivism is carried to its furthest extreme, with a minimum of private ownership and a maximum of planned economy.

The naïve will fall for anything.  The fact that this president has been an abject failure doesn’t matter.  He makes them feel good.  They are fodder for the Jim Joneses and the Marshall Applewhites of the world.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Only Madmen Remain

Sane and sober statesmen have fled the field. Only madmen remain.

Being a responsible citizen in a irresponsible world is hard. Doing your civic duty in a world that values neither civics, nor duty, is hard. Pledging that last full measure of devotion to God, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, duty and honor, and respecting the individual rights of your fellow man in a culture that no longer respects any of these things is hard.  Hard, but necessary.

…we will not strike without just and true cause in defense of liberty, for we know the horrors of war that those in far away capitols have never tasted.

We few, we happy few, echo the spirit of those marched onto the misty morning field of Lexington Green against British steel, struggled in the trenches of France against German guns, buckled the screaming horde at Pusan and Ia Drang, Fallujah, and Kornegal, who now draw the line saying, “this ends here.”

Molon Labe. If you want our freedom, our liberty, and our Republic, come and take them.

We will not strike first, but we shall assuredly prevail as long as a single free American breathes to fight.

Monday, January 14, 2013

And The Winner Is…

Not me.  Clarice Feldman, who judged the 2012 PUK Awards contest, had a difficult task before her.

There were 28 nominated graphics that had to be pared down to 14 finalists.  iOwnTheWorld held cage matches to determine which entries would make the final cut.

I am genuinely sad that two of my friends, Diogenes’ Middle Finger and the prolific The Looking Spoon were not part of the finals.  The ultimate winner was my friend, Will Profitt of Capitalist Preservation.

The competition was tough from beginning to end.  I want to thank everyone who cast a vote for my work.  I want Ms. Feldman to know how honored I am that she chose my work to be among the Top Ten.

I am giddy with joy because when you do things from your heart you feel a river moving in you.

“To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.” ― Mark Twain

I am dividing my joy with the other nine Ms. Feldman selected.  

I’m Feeling More Charged Than A Visa Card At Christmas Time

This is it.  For the last two weeks I’ve updated everyone on the cage matches over at iOwnTheWorld.  The cage match solution became necessary when so many submissions were vying for the coveted PUK Award.

There were 28 nominations and the cage matches whittled the number down to 14 finalists who had created the best conservative agitprop for 2012.

You can view the 14 finalists here

Commenter joe6pak said, “From top to bottom, there is some great work there.”  And phil.arbeit wrote, “I think the overall level of the competition’s entries improve every year. Our artists are getting better and better! These are all winners already. To all the artists: Thanks for doing what you do for US!”

Two friends are finalists:  The Looking Spoon has three entries in the finals and Capitalist Preservation has one.  I am fortunate to have two entries in the Final 14. 

About one of my entries, Norman Einstein posted this comment, “Remember when there was REAL hope and change.  Hands down.” 

Referring to my other offering, MaryfromMarin wrote, “I’ll bet BHO would vote for 'Everything is going according to plan'. And would probably hang it in the private bathroom adjacent to the Oval Office.”

This year’s judge will be writer Clarice Feldman. Clarice is the most fitting judge we have ever had, because it is Clarice that introduced us to Peter Bocking, the namesake of the PUK awards. Puk was Peter’s online nickname, which was shortened from PeterUK. We will always miss you and will always try to live up to your most often stated refrain—“Make the bastards live by their beliefs.”

Rosalind J, commenting on the tough job the judge faces wrote, “I don’t envy her the job of deciding which of these should be declared the best. What are the odds of a three-way tie? Good luck Clarice!"

The winner will be announced Monday night at 8PM ET.

How cool would it be for there to actually be a three-way tie:  My two friends and me?  The anticipation is exciting.

Honestly, I wish the very best of luck to everyone.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

God Doesn’t Make Mistakes

This Should Be A Teachable Moment

A recent Public Policy Poll revealed that Americans believe Congress is nothing more than a collection of creepy crawlies.  Well, thanks for that pollsters.  Washington is ass-deep in cockroaches.

The survey showed that just 9% had a favorable opinion of Congress.

“We all know Congress is unpopular,” said Dean Debnam, President of Public Policy Polling. “But the fact that voters like it even less than cockroaches, head lice and Genghis Khan really shows how far its esteem has fallen with the American public over the last few weeks.”

More loathsome than Congress were telemarketers, John Edwards, the Kardashians, lobbyists, North Korea, the Ebola virus, Lindsay Lohan, Fidel Castro, playground bullies, meth labs, communism and gonorrhea.

The PUK Awards Cage Match #13

We’re nearing the end of the cage matches sponsored by iOwnTheWorld to determine the website/artist that created the best conservative agitprop for the year in an effort to present the winner with the coveted PUK Award.

I’d like to congratulate my friend Will Profitt of Capitalist Preservation who won yesterday’s Cage Match No. 12.

Cage Match No. 13 pits my good friend The Looking Spoon against Wolverine of iOwnTheWorldThe Looking Spoon consistently creating some of the most amazing work on the Intertoobs and today’s cage match is a powerful example of that talent.

I hope you will take a moment to cast your vote for your favorite graphic by clicking on this link and show your support for TLS.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now the number of contestants has been whittled down to 2.

Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorldgo the comments section and click the thumbs up icon to vote for your favorite image.

Have a great day and don’t forget to vote.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

The PUK Awards Cage Match #12

Cage Match No. 11 came and went without much fanfare here.  That’s because iOwnTheWorld, the site that is hosting the contest to determine which website has created the best agitprop for 2012, took this past Sunday off and resumed the contest on Monday.

Clearly, I was preoccupied with the 2013 BCS National Championship Game between my beloved Alabama Crimson Tide and those beaten and battered little leprechauns from South Bend.

But I digress.  Cage Match No. 11 saw iOwnTheWorld pitted against The People’s Cube.  The Cube won hands down.

The current cage match, No. 12, features my friend, Will Profitt of Capitalist Preservation with a commanding lead over opponent Terrell Aftermath, 52-19.  You go, Will.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now the number of contestants has been whittled down to 4.

Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorldgo the comments section and click the thumbs up icon to vote for your favorite image.

Have a great day and don’t forget to vote.

NOTE:  With just four finalists to go, I have high hopes that another graphic of mine will make into one or both of the two remaining cage matches.  If that’s the case, I sure hope you’ll do me a solid and cast your vote for me.

Meanwhile, have a great day and thanks for stopping by.  Your readership means so much to me.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Obama’s Czar Of Stupefication: The State Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want...

I Shall Not Want (Psalm 666) Now kneel down and pray to your Chicago Messiah. Say three Hail Michelle’s full of disgrace.

Video purloined from The People’s Cube

Suppose You Were An Idiot, And Suppose You Were A Member Of Congress; But I Repeat Myself

A little news tidbit rattled the cages of a few bloggers on Friday when it was learned that Representative José Serrano (D-NY15) reintroduced a bill to repeal the 22nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

H.J. Res. 15 proposes “an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the twenty-second article of amendment, thereby removing the limitation on the number of terms an individual may serve as President.” [Emphasis mine]

I know one could easily make the leap that since Serrano is a democrat and the current occupant of the Oval Office is likewise a Democrat that a plot is afoot to engineer a third term for President Thin-Skinned.  Fear not.

Repealing the 22nd Amendment has been a longtime goal of Serrano’s, regardless of the sitting president’s political party. Serrano proposed similar resolutions in 1997 and 1999, during Bill Clinton’s administration, and in 2001, 2003, 2005, and 2007, during George W. Bush’s administration. He proposed the repeal again in 2009 after Obama took office.

Democratic Maryland Rep. Steny Hoyer also repeatedly proposed repealing the 22nd Amendment during both the Clinton and Bush administrations.

A banana republic, if you can keep it.

Marc Faber, author of the Gloom, Doom & Boom Report, believes “a banana republic isn't characterized only by a rotten political system, ruled by a small, wealthy, and corrupt clique usually put in power or supported by foreign interests, but also by huge wealth and income inequities, poor infrastructure, backwardness in many sectors of the economy, low capital spending, a reliance on foreign capital, money printing and budget deficits, and of course a weakening currency.”

It is safe to say that the current crop of lock-step democrats would love nothing better than to have Barack Hussein Alinsky installed as “President for Life”.

That ain’t happening no matter how much “our betters” crave it.

Thank you, Mr. Twain for providing the title of this blog post.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

The Stuff College Football Legends Are Made From

Image Source: BCS National Championship Guide—Alabama Crimson Tide

As you can see by my banner, I’m super-jazzed about Monday night’s BCS National Championship game between my beloved Alabama Crimson Tide and those other guys from another school.

“The oddsmakers favor Alabama in Monday's BCS title game, but many signs point to a Notre Dame victory, and they go all the way back to Rockne and the Gipper.”

“The images will be vivid, history will be haunting, ghosts will be everywhere.”

“This is Knute Rockne versus Bear Bryant, Touchdown Jesus versus Dreamland Bar-B-Que, Four Horseman versus Lynyrd Skynyrd, Joe Montana versus Joe Namath, and, of course, in the battle of the little guys, Rudy versus Nick.”

“It will be a football game bathed in a complicated mess of legend, religion and roughhousing, but most folks think Monday's BCS national championship heavyweight fight between Alabama and Notre Dame can be symbolized by a single disparity.”

“It's a leprechaun versus an elephant. It's a Notre Dame mascot who belongs on a cereal box against an Alabama mascot that belongs in a zoo. It's a team that hasn't won a national title in 24 years against a team trying to win its third in four years. The bookmakers have made Alabama a nine-point favorite, surely making Notre Dame one of the biggest unbeaten underdogs in title-game history.”

Then Plaschke regales us with the story of how the Domers “won one for the Gipper.”  Hell, sir.  What does a game played 85 years ago have to with this meat grinder game?  Not a damn thing.

“It's gonna happen again,” Plaschke insists, “Notre Dame fooling everyone with a victory in a game that feels like a Gipper speech.”

Any Bama fan worth his salt is well-acquainted with the legends of Alabama football.  We don’t need to be reminded.  I’ve watched or listened to all the Bama games since I was knee-high to a grasshopper.  What we will be relying on is the strength of Nick Saban’s program and the very real possibility that The Crimson Tide will win its third national championship in four years and with it a chance to become a dynasty.

Yes, I am not burdened with a weak opinion.

“If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, “Roll, Tide, Roll!”Paul “Bear” Bryant

When I Was A Kid All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-Yo Never Came Back.

I lost another Cage Match over at iOwnTheWorld—89 to 18. But, imagine my delight when I learned that I was awarded one of the Second Annual Zilla Awards for Awesomeness in The Dextrosphere for Best Artist.

Zilla notes that conservative bloggers may still be the “Chopped Liver of the Right”, but “in my eyes they are the finest cuts of the very best red meat” and deemed it was time to recognize the “bestiest of the best”.

I love awards, especially if I get them.  Zilla chose some awesome artists this year.  Among them are The Looking Spoon, Diogenes’ Middle Finger, The Morlock Revolt, Bosch Fawstin, Out Of Order Blog, The People’s Cube, Big Fur Hat and Blur Brain.

The abovementioned artists rock the Intertoobs.  Awesome pieces are created by these folks and I cannot begin to properly thank Zilla for her kindness by including little ‘ol me among such great talent.  I promise to make Zilla proud that she selected this blog for such a distinguished honor.

To my colleagues in this category, I offer my sincere congratulations.  It’s nice to know that I haven’t toiled in anonymity and can now be counted among the best. 

To Zilla I say, thank you for making a difference in our lives.

Please take a moment to see all the winners of the Second Annual Zilla Awards for Awesomeness in The Dextrosphere.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

The PUK Awards Cage Match #10

Maksim wins again.  Cage Match No. 9 wasn’t even close. 

For those of you who may not have been following the action, iOwnTheWorld is holding “cage matches” to determine which website has created the best conservative agitprop for the year in an effort to present the winner with the coveted PUK Award.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now the number of contestants have been whittled down to 8.

Cage Match No. 10 features the titan Maksim and the lowly little Political Clown Parade and as of 12:12AM Saturday morning I’m getting slaughtered.  Honestly, how's a little 'shop of Crazy Uncle Joe vs Paul Ryan gonna win against a Sandra Fluke 'shop?

Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorldgo the comments section and click the thumbs up icon to vote for the BOTTOM IMAGE, which is mine.

Have a great day and don’t forget to vote.

Friday, January 4, 2013

The PUK Awards Cage Match #9

Wow, I thought for sure that the Alfred E. Neuman as Barack Obama graphic would have been chosen the winner in iOwnTheWorld’s Cage Match No. 8, but it lost by nearly 3 to 1 to Maksim’s entry.  I even created a graphic using that image for a caption contest and submitted it as an entry.

For those of you who may not have been following the action, iOwnTheWorld is holding “cage matches” to determine which website has created the best conservative agitprop for the year in an effort to present the winner with the coveted PUK Award.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now the contestants have been whittled down to 10.

Cage Match No. 9 is going on right now through 8PM ET tomorrow.  It features another offering by Maksim (Surrender Your Dignity) and one from iOwnTheWorld (You gotta open my bra handsome...).  Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorldgo the comments section and click the thumbs up icon to vote for your favorite image.

There are still five more cage matches to go and possibly another chance for one my entries to make to it into one or more of them, so stay tuned right here for further updates.

Have a great day and don’t forget to vote.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

The PUK Awards Cage Match #8

Staying true to my word about keeping my readers up-to-date on the chase for a winner in the 2012 PUK Awards going on at iOwnTheWorld, here’s the very latest:

Cage Match #7 was a razor-thin victory for The People’s CubeDaletoons lost by a mere three votes.  Big Fur Hat cautions that every vote counts.  This is important because BFH is absolutely in love with the Alfred E. Neuman as Barack Obama graphic that appears to have been created by Mataleone which is being featured in Cage Match #8.

For those of you who may not have been following the action, iOwnTheWorld is holding “cage matches” to determine which website has created the best conservative agitprop for the year in an effort to present the winner with the coveted PUK Award.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now the contestants have been whittled down to 12.

Cage Match No. 8 is going on right now through 8PM ET tomorrow.  It features two marvelous images; one by Mataleone and the other by the very popular  Maksim of The People’s Cube.  Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorldgo the comments section and click the thumbs up icon to vote for your favorite image.

I hope that some of my other entries make an appearance in future cage matches and if they do, you can bet I’ll let you know about them.

This has been a lot of fun and very gratifying to know that so many liked my work enough to cast their votes for them.  I hope that if future cage matches include some of my stuff that you will be kind of enough to give it a “thumbs up.”

Have a great day and don’t forget to vote.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

The Proverbial Toilet: This Is CNN?

Call it a case of “the most trusted name in news” countenancing the vulgar presence of “of the most tasteless slut in show business,” wrote Howard Portnoy at the Examiner.

Hyping their coverage of Times Square revelers ringing in the New Year, CNN’s Press Room proclaimed:
“Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin are back to co-host CNN’s coverage of the New Year’s Eve celebrations on Monday, Dec. 31, from 10 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. (ET). Bringing back their fun and unpredictable New Year’s Eve countdown program for the 6th consecutive year, Cooper and Griffin will ring in the new year live from NYC’s Time Square for CNN’s “New Year’s Eve Live with Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin.”
Clearly the cable network showed how desperate for a ratings boost they are as evidenced by Cooper’s statement in advance of the airing of the show.
“As always, I await New Year’s Eve with Kathy Griffin with grave reservations and tremendous fear, and I want to apologize in advance to anyone she may offend/assault/attempt to kiss” said Cooper.
Consider that during the 2009 show, Griffin dropped an F-bomb. The year before she directed a vulgar oral sex reference to a heckler. Last year she stripped down to her underwear.  She outdid herself Monday night in her quest to shock the veteran newsman by referring to his genitalia on air and later attempting to simulate oral sex on her openly gay best friend.

Newbusters provides the best video offering of the shock buzz complete with a transcript.

The PUK Awards Cage Match #7

I am delighted to report that my entry in Cage Match No. 6 emerged as the winner against the very talented cartoonist at Anti-Anti Underground.

For those of you who may not have been following the action, iOwnTheWorld is holding “cage matches” to determine which website has created the best conservative agitprop for the year in an effort to present the winner with the coveted PUK Award.

The contest began with 28 finalists and now the contestants have been whittled down to 14.

Cage Match No. 7 is going on right now through 8PM ET tomorrow.  It features two marvelous images; one by Daletoons at the Out of Order blog and the other by the very popular The People’s Cube.  Each cage match begins at 8PM ET every night and will last for 24 hours.

Please go over to iOwnTheWorldgo the comments section and click the thumbs up icon to vote for your favorite image.

I will continue to keep you up-to-date on future cage matches.